In Soviet Russia, Revolution Joins YOU!

[bliumchik]

It is totally one am. Third night of insomnia. Of course the fact that I keep sleeping until midday might have something to do with it.

I successfully outmanouvred my mother and avoided going to the Art Gallery OF DETH today. I did so by refusing to get out of bed until she gave up and wandered off. Sadly these kind of tactics work on my mother.

Tonight (technically last night) she told me Back in Soviet Russia stories. You know, "My friends cat was thrown off the eightth story by anti-semites", that kind of thing. Also, apparantly her grandmother had a Communist revolutionary teacher back in 1914 (before the cool kids were doing it!) and he organised a classroom strike (which, for no readily apparant reason, involved a human pyramid).

Ah, family history. All your daily WTF needs in one gene pool.

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[woodburner.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is completely superfluous, but why would someone kill a cat because they hated jews? I dunno for sure, but I don't think I've ever met a jewish cat.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Because it makes little jewish girls cry? I don't know, it wasn't my completely random story. I'm still o_Oing over the human pyramid.

Anyway, the cat didn't die, I think...

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

The illogic of hate crimes astounds me. I mean, not just because they're hate crimes, the nature of the crimes themselves. Anti-semitism ---> Throw cat off 18 story building. ...um. What?

As for the human pyramid, um... I've got it! It was probably something to demonstrate how the weight of the few is supported on the shoulders of the many, and thus, the bottom tier should revolt. See, I'm so smart! ...okay, I'm just making shit up, but it sounds plausible!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it just makes m think of communist cheerleaders.

"Two four six eight, who do we appreciate?! Stalin!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/tryx_/]

Its actually quite unlikely that the cat would have died. Science says that anything higher than the 7th floor is childsplay for a cat because it gives it plenty of time to brace for the fall and land on its feet. The poor 18th story cat may have broken some ribs but was probably well and truly alive at the bottom.

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[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Eightth! It was 8 floors! Not eighteen. This is how rumours happen XP

PS: Stan, go get a job on Mythbusters or something. In fact, go get a job, period! :P