So I said to my hairdresser...

[bliumchik]

So hairdressing is going on, right? This is a russian lady, a friend of my parents.

So I say to her - yeah I want something a little shorter... well, above shoulder length.

She obviously didn't hear the comma.

At first everything's going well, she promises me ringlets and i just kind of sit there, until i notice just HOW MUCH shorn hair she has in her fist. I'm like... uh... what are you doing?

She's like "You no worry, I make nice haircut, very fashionable."

I'm like... ... ... uh?

She finishes. I put on my glasses. "HOLY CRAP I LOOK LIKE AMELIE!!!"

I guess I can't complain, my original idea was this short. It's lucky i didn't stick with that though, if I'd said "Make it short" I'd be bald.

Comments

[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

Show me a pic!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

http://maggiebloome.deviantart.com/scraps/

I'm gonna have some trouble gothing it up for your party now... gel+spikes is pretty much the only option, and it won't exactly match my huuge black skirt.

[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

So not true dude. Just dye it temporary black, and I'll straighten it with my iron, and viola. Uber-goth. Haha.

It looks good. I didn't realise your hair was so long beforehand O_O

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

LOL, that's what ponytails are for. That's a good idea, as long as it doesn't turn out like LIZA's attempts to straighten my hair :P

[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it'll be fine - I'm good with a straightening iron. I only do it - what? - almost every day.

You can come a bit earlier than everyone else and I can straighten it then, ne?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Yeah sure. Where do i get black hairdye? And why aren't we just talking on msn?

[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

Ummm...priceline? They have livecolour, which supposedly only lasts for a few washes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/tryx_/]

Ha! Finally an opportunity for me to abuse my uber-palenss
with the excuse that its for a "themed party" and try out this whole
goth thing. Without threats against my life by various people if I ever tried
*cough*Sasha*cough*

[godzemo.livejournal.com]

Sasha has a point, Stan.

You're too happy to be a goth xD

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

LOL. that's not fair, you'd make a good Goth, Stan! *pats*

...as long as you don't open your mouth.

Anyway, it's a goth themed party, so you only have to LOOK like a goth, not act like one.

[godzemo.livejournal.com]

Hmm. And my hair's really not going to work for it.

Maggie, you had some suggestions, I remember. You voluteering to implement any of them, since I wouldn't have a clue how to do anything with my hair other than shampoo and conditioner? :P

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Actually, long hair on guys is gothic. I don't think yours is quite the right shape, it's too solid, but if you don't want to get a haircut you could tie it back and/or dye it black.

Hee that rhymed. Why am i writing this, your on msn...