So I said to my hairdresser...

[bliumchik]

So hairdressing is going on, right? This is a russian lady, a friend of my parents.

So I say to her - yeah I want something a little shorter... well, above shoulder length.

She obviously didn't hear the comma.

At first everything's going well, she promises me ringlets and i just kind of sit there, until i notice just HOW MUCH shorn hair she has in her fist. I'm like... uh... what are you doing?

She's like "You no worry, I make nice haircut, very fashionable."

I'm like... ... ... uh?

She finishes. I put on my glasses. "HOLY CRAP I LOOK LIKE AMELIE!!!"

I guess I can't complain, my original idea was this short. It's lucky i didn't stick with that though, if I'd said "Make it short" I'd be bald.