An Explanation

[bliumchik]

So yesterday was proof positive that none of you read the links I post.

Rabbit Hole Day. I missed it last year for reasons of forgetfulness, but this year I managed to kick it off in true creepy style. Aussie participants have to make a splash because the twenty-seventh hits us before anyone else. 'cept the New Zealanders. *waves*

Um, so in sum: still not crazy. Also not eaten by slimy things. Next year you guys should participate, twill be much more fun :P

Comments

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I was sort of going "????? WHAT SHOULD I DO THEY ALL BELIEVE ME OH GOD?" and wondering if I should fess up early but I didn't want to ruin anyone else's and there were too many people to tell individually and - AHHH IT WAS SO WEIRD, I AM STILL WIGGING OUT OVER HERE.

Maybe I am just a very believable person or something?!


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...WAIT. CLEARLY I SHOULD BE USING MY POWERS FOR EVIL.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Me too, apparently :P

And what did you think we were doing here?

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

But this isn't REAL evil! REAL evil is when you MAKE A PROFIT. Mwahahaha.

WE COULD MAKE BILLIONS OFF OF MAGNETS IF WE TELL PEOPLE THEY WILL MAKE THEM LIVE FOREVER.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Are you asking me to start a cult with you? *flutters eyelashes*

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

You and me baby, we could take the world together! We would be UNSTOPPABLE!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Until we inevitably had a falling out that created a schism among our followers, thereby dooming the planet to years of bloody religious warfare. Mm, business as usual.

So, hell yeah, let's go for it!

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

And 200 years down the road they will tell sensationalized fantastical folklore about us fraught with bizarre symbolism and lesbian undertones and there will be renegade factions with gospels that prove how we were actually lovers until one of us betrayed the other to the Romans -

WE NEED A BUSINESS PLAN.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I thought "lesbian undertones" was a business plan?

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

1) Magnets
2) Lesbian subtext
3) ????
4) PROFIT

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think! ;)

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I DO MY BEST, MADAM. :|d