An Explanation

[bliumchik]

So yesterday was proof positive that none of you read the links I post.

Rabbit Hole Day. I missed it last year for reasons of forgetfulness, but this year I managed to kick it off in true creepy style. Aussie participants have to make a splash because the twenty-seventh hits us before anyone else. 'cept the New Zealanders. *waves*

Um, so in sum: still not crazy. Also not eaten by slimy things. Next year you guys should participate, twill be much more fun :P

Comments

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

DUDE DUDE I TOTALLY RIPPED OFF YOUR IDEA

AND EVERYONE TOTALLY BELIEVED ME OH MY GOD I TOTALLY DID NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ME WHAT THE HELL DEMONIC MOLD???

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA WIN. Yeah, first comment I got was someone clearly worried about the state of my mental health :P I had to answer and then screen it because, yaknow, that would be a pretty dirty trick to play on someone. And then towards the end it turns out EVERYONE is going wtf. Jeez.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I was sort of going "????? WHAT SHOULD I DO THEY ALL BELIEVE ME OH GOD?" and wondering if I should fess up early but I didn't want to ruin anyone else's and there were too many people to tell individually and - AHHH IT WAS SO WEIRD, I AM STILL WIGGING OUT OVER HERE.

Maybe I am just a very believable person or something?!


...


...WAIT. CLEARLY I SHOULD BE USING MY POWERS FOR EVIL.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Me too, apparently :P

And what did you think we were doing here?

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

But this isn't REAL evil! REAL evil is when you MAKE A PROFIT. Mwahahaha.

WE COULD MAKE BILLIONS OFF OF MAGNETS IF WE TELL PEOPLE THEY WILL MAKE THEM LIVE FOREVER.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Are you asking me to start a cult with you? *flutters eyelashes*

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

You and me baby, we could take the world together! We would be UNSTOPPABLE!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Until we inevitably had a falling out that created a schism among our followers, thereby dooming the planet to years of bloody religious warfare. Mm, business as usual.

So, hell yeah, let's go for it!

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

And 200 years down the road they will tell sensationalized fantastical folklore about us fraught with bizarre symbolism and lesbian undertones and there will be renegade factions with gospels that prove how we were actually lovers until one of us betrayed the other to the Romans -

WE NEED A BUSINESS PLAN.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I thought "lesbian undertones" was a business plan?

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

1) Magnets
2) Lesbian subtext
3) ????
4) PROFIT

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think! ;)

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I DO MY BEST, MADAM. :|d

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I actually meant to, but by the time I remembered that I wanted to (and that I wanted to imitate Carroll's prose style) it was 11:30. So.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Tsk. I totally warned you :P

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you underestimate my talents in the field of "Mm, must remember that. ...huh? Argh!"

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'm sort of like that too. Vis "what? January? Where'd that go?"

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

OHNOES THEY BE TAKIN' MAH JANUARYZ?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

iz okay. i haz a february nau!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

my february, it haz a 29th.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

O rly? Ya rly! I forgot.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I'm in ur thread, splainin' ur calendarz.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

But it isn't even Caturday?

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a Rabbit Hole Day impending, even if I didn't know when. And then I saw your post and checked the date, and of course it would take a little while for it to sink in that you're a dozen or so hours ahead....

Yeah, it was pretty much a dead heat in my mind between RHD and you having a genuinely tentacular adventure. Hey, when it eventually happens, it's going to happen to someone on my f-list. Glad to see you escaped with your sanity intact, because I believe it does has a flavor om nom nom.

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

>.>

Vaguely reminds me of you confusing your f-list around April's Fools last year. *g*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

...what, you mean by confessing that I was really a forty year old canadian man? Oh yeah I can see why that would be confusing :P

[scrabbit.livejournal.com]

dude what was with ur posts b4 hand lol
i dont get it! u seriously sounded wacko :P

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

dude, read the link. The posts were for Rabbit Hole Day.

[shortgeekfreak.livejournal.com]

I thought it might have been a lead in to a new story or something you were writing :P