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[bliumchik]

I just finished reading Thief of Time again and I'm feeling this terrible urge to write fanfic involving Jeremy Clockson, Sylar and that kid from Sandman: World's End, the Ultimate Utopian American President dude that started out as a watchmaker, I forget his name.

And I haven't finished my swashbucklathon fic or my schoolwork and I wanted to post my Zombie Contingency Plan series, or at least the one for my school, these holidays. :( stupid archetypes.

Also, somebody in corporate imaging is feeling mighty clever right now...

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Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just went on your profiles page and discovered a whole array of eye-candy icons, so shall stare for awhile, I suspect ;)

In other news, I've managed to convince Maggie to come to Rhodes on Wednesday, so yay! Threesome love!! ♥ I will not be held responsible for anything that happens to her, including but not limited to: being kidnapped; assaulted, sexually or otherwise; drugged; molested by Fisher etc.

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I thought Fisher thought I was pasty?

Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, there was that. Damn. You're really not, you know? *offers condolence hug*

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Hey, if it prevents molestation then pasty is my middle name!

Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Margarita Pasty Korenblium.

Yes, that does have a certain ring to it...

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Actually Margarita Pasty just sounds like a weird Pizza Hut side.

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

... Yes, but it sounds delicious!

Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Pizza. Ghak! *makes face*

Sorry, I'm normally not that picky (hah!) but I can't stand cinnamon, and I'm not too fond of pizza either. :(

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

You? Picky? Perish the thought! *laughs*

I'll keep that in mind.

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

I think if anybody does the molesting of Maggie, it'll be you.

Good work, though! I commend your skills of coercion. You ought to work for the Bush admin.

Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Wanna help?

Errr... I don't know whether I'm supposed to be delighted by your compliment, or insulted by your suggestion. Then again, it's not difficult coercing Maggie. *smirks*

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Hey, I am not easily coerced! I'm just... easily distracted by shinies...

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

When you say "wanna help?" do you mean in regards to working for George Bush or molesting Maggie? *mildly perplexed*

Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

The latter, darling. Interested? After all, you don't think Maggie's pasty, right? *smirks*

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Hey, why not do both? We can take him down from the inside with our secret Gay Agenda.

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

Wait-- I got it! So we molest you and then use Diana's inhuman powers of coercion to convince Bush to allow gay marriage, whilst simultaneously working out a nuclear treaty with the Axis of Evil??

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Why am I the molestee in this scenario?

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

Because you're the closest third party I have. Because we're both sexually attracted to you.

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you don't need help in that department. I mean, how hard (pun not intended) could it be?

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Welll... not at all, technically, girls are, you know, soft...

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

I'm not really into the whole butch thing... I like my women soft. If I wanted something hard I'd be chasing men...

Wait a second-- I'm bi. Does that mean I like my people medium-rare and semi-squishy?!?!?!? ARGH!

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Medium-rare is for cannibals, dear.

It's like types. Like if you just liked guys you might like them tall and pale and androgynous or medium-height and muscly and footbally, but you wouldn't want a tall pale footbally type...

Am I making sense?

Re: Pop culture reference!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how scary that would be?

"Alright, Mister Ahmed, you don't want to talk? Those electrodes don't scare you? Well now you're gonna have to face... The Slasher"

*cue scary music*

Re: Pop culture reference!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Errr... thanks? Shall practise that on YiFan first, meethinks. :D

Re: Pop culture reference!

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha he'd crumble like a fucking cookie in milk.