The Last Bastion Of Absurdity

When you say "wanna help?" do you mean in regards to working for George Bush or molesting Maggie? *mildly perplexed*

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The latter, darling. Interested? After all, you don't think Maggie's pasty, right? *smirks*

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Hey, why not do both? We can take him down from the inside with our secret Gay Agenda.

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Wait-- I got it! So we molest you and then use Diana's inhuman powers of coercion to convince Bush to allow gay marriage, whilst simultaneously working out a nuclear treaty with the Axis of Evil??

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Why am I the molestee in this scenario?

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~~Because you're the closest third party I have.~~ Because we're both sexually attracted to you.

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~~*points to icon*~~

*nods in agreement*

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~~Are you speaking in code?~~ Flattery will get you everywhere, I'm sure.

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I'm sure you don't need help in that department. I mean, how hard (pun not intended) could it be?

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Welll... not at all, technically, girls are, you know, soft...

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I'm not really into the whole butch thing... I like my women soft. If I wanted something hard I'd be chasing men...

Wait a second-- I'm bi. Does that mean I like my people medium-rare and semi-squishy?!?!?!? ARGH!

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Medium-rare is for cannibals, dear.

It's like types. Like if you just liked guys you might like them tall and pale and androgynous or medium-height and muscly and footbally, but you wouldn't want a tall pale footbally type...

Am I making sense?

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Omg, tall and pale and androgynous... Draco!! *swoons*

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Hey, Draco might be very good at football, actually *glares at you*

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Hahahahaha.

No. He would not.

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*glares at you too*

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... What the hell are we talking about, you necrophile?!

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Ummm... what comment is that made in reply to? *worried* When did Maggie enjoy fucking dead bodies? o_0

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It's a term of endearment now.

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Errr... ummm... okay. Why don't you greet her with your 'term of endearment' on Wednesday then? *amused*

Re: Pop culture reference!

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maggiebloome.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-04-15 04:10 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: Pop culture reference!

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lackofmendacity.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-04-15 11:17 am (UTC) - Expand

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There's something seriously wrong with that.

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Errr... I'll leave you to sort out whether you like your girls rare and you guys squishy... 0_o

Maggie just called me to say her dad disconnected her internet, so she apologises for not being able to continue this schintillating conversation with us.

Maggie, it was fun while it lasted ;)

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Darn! I was enjoying that!

Yay-- I've almost finished my update!! (with photos!)

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Don't worry, I'll talk to you for as late as you want... but maybe not here, 'cos Maggie might not appreciate us spamming her journal.

Err... what photos?

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