toast and things that suck

My dad bought a vastly fat jacket which I am wearing at two thirty eight in the afternoon because that is how I roll. Toasty warm but hard to move arms.

Meanwhile my inner twelve year old is giggling riotously at this: an extensive discussion of blowjobs from a linguistic perspective.

I'm trying to leave feedback on as many big bang stories as I can but I feel so awkward about it. Most of the time when I am moved to comment all I really want to say is "eee" but that's kind of useless so I try to describe things and feel inadequate. Don't even talk to me about unsolicited constructive criticism oh god.