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1. I believe that every instance of the word Japan should be accompanied by the word "what?"

2. I found a vampire smiley on msn! It's adorable! It goes :[

3. Epic thread is EPIIIIC. I STARED INTO REDDIT, AND THE INTERNET IS STARING BACK AT ME. It seriously goes on FOREVER. Oh my god. Stack overflow? THE INTERNET: WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.

Awesomeness

I completely heart wolfshirts. Nowhere else could I have this ridiculous conversation about storks, fergawdsake.

Also, my dad is making me a T-shirt print with this hilarious Russian pun on it, or possibly this one. You probably won't get it if you're not Russian, but there is this cartoon caracter called Cheburashka. It's a kind of little monkey-like creature with big ears. Yeah.

Speaking of my dad being awesome, I now totally have boots! Yay!