Mar. 24th, 2008

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Ahh, it's good to catch up on sleep.

Friday night at Stan's, where I got introduced to skins, which is TOTALLY AWESOME (and reportedly includes even more gratuitous nudity in season 2 once all the main actors turn 18, although how this can be done without having them move to an actual nudist colony I'm uncertain). Speaking of totally awesome things: Pretty. Odd. is Utterly. Delightful. I mean, a good portion of it sounds like, like lounge singing, or jazz, except punkier! It's totally unexpected and sort of wins. Although I confess to not yet having expressly listened to the lyrics (blasphemous, I know).

Anyway, I went straight to Diana's birthday party from Stan's. Falling asleep at four and getting up at ten = sub-optimal. Then I had to train to PARRAMATTA (my spellcheck thinks parameter lol!) with Diana and co. ringing me up at regular intervals to demand status updates and berate me for being fifteen minutes late. They know nothing of growing up in a Russian family! One time we turned up an hour and a half late. In entirely the wrong place. A measly train mis-estimate is nothing! (please imagine that statement with k's instead of g's and long vowels, like unto the back in my day we walked to school in the snow uphill both ways grandparent)

Diana having been my slash buddy for the latter half of high school I naturally got her an entirely appropriate *cough* 18th birthday gift. Wrapped in newspaper with NSFW written all over it. Just because I could. The party was in a park by the lake. The buffet was organised with military precision by Diana's parents, and there were speeches. Then there was alcohol. When Nicky (somewhat tipsy) went off to the public toilet, Diana and her childhood friend Lily decided to wait outside to scare her. However, their less-than-quiet plotting tipped her off, so she calmly walked around and said BOO to them, to much shrieking. But the fail does not end there! For later on they schemed to do the same thing to me. Did they learn from their experience? Did they perhaps adopt a system of codes and hand signals? They did not. In fact all I had to do was lean around the wall and go "...boo?" to incite the aforementioned shrieking. Victory is mine! Further amusing fail occurred when a lightly tossed Easter egg somehow managed to knock Chilan right off the bench. Who knows!?

In other news, audition results for Signal Driver came out. and, okay, I know I volunteered to be a dero if they didn't have enough of them. But I actually did apply for a crew position. So... why am I listed under "extra hobos" instead of "set design"? Oh well. I don't really mind. Nevertheless, it calls to mind the year six Red Riding Hood musical in which I auditioned for Red and the teachers randomly decided that I had rhythm and needed to be one of the ten narrators. I pouted a lot. I don't even have that much rhythm :P neither did I think my Koschie impression good enough to be a hobo who is secretly a weird otherworldly being monitoring humanity. Srsly.

Finally, how much does it suck that my uni doesn't get an Easter week break, and the ones that only started semester two weeks ago get one? LAME.
bliumchik: (quantum)
Stan: ahhh eljay
Stan: "The born-agains say that in order to be happy, I need to find Jesus.
1. Where should I look to find him?
2. One I find him, what device should I use to catch him?
3. Once captured, what sort of containment or restraint should I use to keep him?"
Captain Oblivious: lol
Captain Oblivious: an easter egg of course
Captain Oblivious: JESUS - I CHOOSE YOU
Stan: LOL
Stan: imagine opening a kinder surprise and finding jesus :p
Captain Oblivious: hahaha
Stan: lol somebody agrees with you
Stan: 1. In tall grassy areas or caves.
2. Pokéball.
3. Pokéball.
Stan: Remember to weaken him first.
Captain Oblivious: hahaha
Captain Oblivious: but a brightly decorated egg shaped pokeball... polkaball?
Stan: hahaha
Stan: A chocolate polkaball (not to be used with fire types)
Captain Oblivious: lol is jesus an air-type pokemon?
Stan: I dont know how I got there, but I just imagine a 3 way wrestling brawl between jesus zeus and buddah...
Captain Oblivious: lol
Captain Oblivious: my favourite made up swear is jesus, buddha and mohammad on a fruit platter!
Captain Oblivious: appropriate for sudden rains of fish, and also unexpected nudity
Captain Oblivious: as in: "jesus buddha and mohammad on a fruit platter, put some goddamn pants on!"
Stan: We offend all religions equally :p
Captain Oblivious: heh
Stan: you knows thats really hard to picture :p
Captain Oblivious: what?
Captain Oblivious: the pants or the fruit platter?
Stan: the platter :p
Captain Oblivious: it's a really big platter
Captain Oblivious: probably carried by like Thor or goliath or someone
Captain Oblivious: and they're all just sort of hangin' out
Captain Oblivious: among the pineapples
Captain Oblivious: chattin'
Captain Oblivious: yeah. the inside of my head is a strange place
Stan: well when you said "among the pineapples" it made me think of tiny tiny jesus and co sitting under a pinapple
Captain Oblivious: yeah
Captain Oblivious: sippin pina coladas.

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