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bliumchikStan: ahhh eljay
Stan: "The born-agains say that in order to be happy, I need to find Jesus.
1. Where should I look to find him?
2. One I find him, what device should I use to catch him?
3. Once captured, what sort of containment or restraint should I use to keep him?"
Captain Oblivious: lol
Captain Oblivious: an easter egg of course
Captain Oblivious: JESUS - I CHOOSE YOU
Stan: LOL
Stan: imagine opening a kinder surprise and finding jesus :p
Captain Oblivious: hahaha
Stan: lol somebody agrees with you
Stan: 1. In tall grassy areas or caves.
2. Pokéball.
3. Pokéball.
Stan: Remember to weaken him first.
Captain Oblivious: hahaha
Captain Oblivious: but a brightly decorated egg shaped pokeball... polkaball?
Stan: hahaha
Stan: A chocolate polkaball (not to be used with fire types)
Captain Oblivious: lol is jesus an air-type pokemon?
Stan: I dont know how I got there, but I just imagine a 3 way wrestling brawl between jesus zeus and buddah...
Captain Oblivious: lol
Captain Oblivious: my favourite made up swear is jesus, buddha and mohammad on a fruit platter!
Captain Oblivious: appropriate for sudden rains of fish, and also unexpected nudity
Captain Oblivious: as in: "jesus buddha and mohammad on a fruit platter, put some goddamn pants on!"
Stan: We offend all religions equally :p
Captain Oblivious: heh
Stan: you knows thats really hard to picture :p
Captain Oblivious: what?
Captain Oblivious: the pants or the fruit platter?
Stan: the platter :p
Captain Oblivious: it's a really big platter
Captain Oblivious: probably carried by like Thor or goliath or someone
Captain Oblivious: and they're all just sort of hangin' out
Captain Oblivious: among the pineapples
Captain Oblivious: chattin'
Captain Oblivious: yeah. the inside of my head is a strange place
Stan: well when you said "among the pineapples" it made me think of tiny tiny jesus and co sitting under a pinapple
Captain Oblivious: yeah
Captain Oblivious: sippin pina coladas.
Stan: "The born-agains say that in order to be happy, I need to find Jesus.
1. Where should I look to find him?
2. One I find him, what device should I use to catch him?
3. Once captured, what sort of containment or restraint should I use to keep him?"
Captain Oblivious: lol
Captain Oblivious: an easter egg of course
Captain Oblivious: JESUS - I CHOOSE YOU
Stan: LOL
Stan: imagine opening a kinder surprise and finding jesus :p
Captain Oblivious: hahaha
Stan: lol somebody agrees with you
Stan: 1. In tall grassy areas or caves.
2. Pokéball.
3. Pokéball.
Stan: Remember to weaken him first.
Captain Oblivious: hahaha
Captain Oblivious: but a brightly decorated egg shaped pokeball... polkaball?
Stan: hahaha
Stan: A chocolate polkaball (not to be used with fire types)
Captain Oblivious: lol is jesus an air-type pokemon?
Stan: I dont know how I got there, but I just imagine a 3 way wrestling brawl between jesus zeus and buddah...
Captain Oblivious: lol
Captain Oblivious: my favourite made up swear is jesus, buddha and mohammad on a fruit platter!
Captain Oblivious: appropriate for sudden rains of fish, and also unexpected nudity
Captain Oblivious: as in: "jesus buddha and mohammad on a fruit platter, put some goddamn pants on!"
Stan: We offend all religions equally :p
Captain Oblivious: heh
Stan: you knows thats really hard to picture :p
Captain Oblivious: what?
Captain Oblivious: the pants or the fruit platter?
Stan: the platter :p
Captain Oblivious: it's a really big platter
Captain Oblivious: probably carried by like Thor or goliath or someone
Captain Oblivious: and they're all just sort of hangin' out
Captain Oblivious: among the pineapples
Captain Oblivious: chattin'
Captain Oblivious: yeah. the inside of my head is a strange place
Stan: well when you said "among the pineapples" it made me think of tiny tiny jesus and co sitting under a pinapple
Captain Oblivious: yeah
Captain Oblivious: sippin pina coladas.
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