Art: Happy Birthday Diana

The awesome lackofmendacity had a birthday a few days ago. It turned out that her friends know her very, very well, because she got four Drarry drawings, three of which involved indecent use of ties and the other wall-slamming. Mine belonged to the former category, and has now been scanned and coloured because sketches are... well, sketchy. Sim and Yifan gave her a beautiful inked drawing, which, Diana, you must scan also, because it's awesome. And here's my contribtion:

Be warned, beneath the cut lies slash, bondage and partial nudity. We love ya, D!

( Not only is the Slytherin tie incredibly stylish, Potter, but it is also very... handy. )

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I've given this a lot of thought, and I feel that it's time to come out of the closet.

To all those who have been hurt by my lies, I apologise profusely - I never meant it to get this far. And to those who have begun to suspect... well, all I can say is that you are absolutely right.

Yes. I am in fact a forty-year-old Belgian man living in Canada. I have been posing as an Australian schoolgirl for the past few years as a pathetic attempt to escape my lonely existence.

tryx_, scrabbit, cynicky and godzemo are sockpuppets. shortgeekfreak and lackofmendacity have been respectively paid and blackmailed into pretending to know me in RL. Don't ask me about _fakeplastic and xs_amletx, I think they were just doing it for the lulz. benevolentround and ambient_hermes actually do know me in real life - real real life, not the pseudoimaginary construct I've been displaying here. I won't reveal their true identities as it is not my place to do so, but I'd like to remind them that to live a lie is not truly to live.

I guess a lot of you have noticed the contradictions and slip-ups in this journal - well, now you know why.

Please don't bother to flame me, I won't be around to respond as I am leaving the internet, my flat and my life, such as it is, in favour of a bland medicated existence at a local psychiatric institution.

I'm so sorry.