Hoh-hoh-hoh! Here ve have zis beauteeeful dish of le traitor's internal orgons in zis delightful salsa verde. And for le dessert, ve have a light, fluffy, rich mousse painstakingly crafted from le very most premium of chocolate.
And why do you never hear of the chef's involvement in schemes for world domination? You'd expect they'd be right there, saying things like, "Zese ingredients, zey are le crap. I demand you go invade a decent produce-growing region."
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Date: 2007-04-01 06:50 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-04-01 06:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-01 07:00 am (UTC)"What do you mean, ze new asseestant let the strudel burn? GEEVE ME THAT CLEAHVER!"
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Date: 2007-04-01 02:41 pm (UTC)"Le souffle, it burns! Quick! Freeze le time!"