The Joye of Drabbles
Mar. 10th, 2005 03:09 pmWordlessly Tripping
Ludo tripped along hoarsely. He was on his way to meet his lover, Zim, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a crustacean hopping along, carrying a fork in its mouth.
Ludo was almost under a tree when he came across an amazing cake, lying alone on an enchanted plate. "That must be a treat from my standoffish bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked swollen, so he ate it.
It gave him the most reddish tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Zim.
When Zim came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Ludo cried tauntingly.
"Your kneecap! And your finger!" Zim said. "They're fair! Can't you feel it?"
Ludo felt his kneecap and his finger. They were indeed quite fair. "Oh, no!" Ludo said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that amazing cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Zim said. "I got you a throw rug. It must have been that emotive man who lives nearby. He acts a little balefully, ever since he frogged a table leg."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ludo sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zim said happily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your kneecap is really free-floating like that."
"Really?" Ludo dried her tears. Ludo kissed Zim and it was an entirely wobbly sensation, like a rainbow would if it was green, which it wasn't, well it was slightly, but not entirely, anyway. like a rainbow.
They spent the night having entirely wobbly sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
There was also one with the following memorable phrase:
Josie hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a completely metaphorical sort of duck. She loathed it.
However the rest of it was unspeakable, so I didn't put it here.
Ludo tripped along hoarsely. He was on his way to meet his lover, Zim, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a crustacean hopping along, carrying a fork in its mouth.
Ludo was almost under a tree when he came across an amazing cake, lying alone on an enchanted plate. "That must be a treat from my standoffish bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked swollen, so he ate it.
It gave him the most reddish tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Zim.
When Zim came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Ludo cried tauntingly.
"Your kneecap! And your finger!" Zim said. "They're fair! Can't you feel it?"
Ludo felt his kneecap and his finger. They were indeed quite fair. "Oh, no!" Ludo said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that amazing cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Zim said. "I got you a throw rug. It must have been that emotive man who lives nearby. He acts a little balefully, ever since he frogged a table leg."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ludo sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zim said happily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your kneecap is really free-floating like that."
"Really?" Ludo dried her tears. Ludo kissed Zim and it was an entirely wobbly sensation, like a rainbow would if it was green, which it wasn't, well it was slightly, but not entirely, anyway. like a rainbow.
They spent the night having entirely wobbly sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
There was also one with the following memorable phrase:
Josie hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a completely metaphorical sort of duck. She loathed it.
However the rest of it was unspeakable, so I didn't put it here.
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