Lousy Timing
Mar. 9th, 2005 05:59 pmgodDAMNit why does everything have to happen all at once?!
I appear to have lice. Well, I have less now than I did this morning.
My mum walked into my room this morning while I was still mostly asleep and decided to stroke my hair. I woke up quite fast when she squealed, going "eh? What?" and wiping my eyes. She immediately went into hysterics about the messiness of my desk and the way I'm always on the internet and she has to clean up after me, with a side rant about her unemployed status.
Pretty soon she'd calmed down enough to call my grandma and then pop off to the store for some weird chemicals while I dumped all my clothes and bedding in plastic bags. My scalp feels like a nuclear reactor and smells like an accident in the herbal essences factory. And my hair firmly resists all attempts at weilding the fine toothed comb, so it's off to the hairdresser we go. Stan is trying to persuae me not to cut it short. Hmmm... well I was thinking about it anyway. I was wondering what it would look like. And then this hapened. It's like a SIGN!!
...anyway. I'll have to go to Liza's party in a bandanna, for fear of transmission.