bliumchik | Deth By Pron

"O bozhemoi, o bozhemoi," as my grandma always says. Last night I had to watch supernatural in my parents bedroom since they were watching the Oscars on the big TV. And it seems I accidentally sat on the remote, producing two effects: firstly, to tint everything green, and secondly... to press the play button.

...you can see where this is heading can't you...

Well, what do you think I am confronted by but a pair of giant, wobbling, GREEN buttocks separated by a thong that resembles a conanthebarbarianstyle loincloth.

Ass: *waves leetle flag*
Teh Maggeh: ...
Ass: *wobbles in an extremely disturbing and illogical fashion*
Teh Maggeh: WTF, mate?
Camera: *zooms out to semi-naked green chick*
Chick: *removes thong*
Teh Maggeh: *pwned*
Teh Pron: Mine is an evil laugh!
Teh Maggeh: Watching Supernatural now. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
Supernatural: *also green, but somewhat less ass*

Final score: "Ass 3" one, Maggie nil.