Deth By Pron

[bliumchik]

"O bozhemoi, o bozhemoi," as my grandma always says. Last night I had to watch supernatural in my parents bedroom since they were watching the Oscars on the big TV. And it seems I accidentally sat on the remote, producing two effects: firstly, to tint everything green, and secondly... to press the play button.

...you can see where this is heading can't you...

Well, what do you think I am confronted by but a pair of giant, wobbling, GREEN buttocks separated by a thong that resembles a conanthebarbarianstyle loincloth.

Ass: *waves leetle flag*
Teh Maggeh: ...
Ass: *wobbles in an extremely disturbing and illogical fashion*
Teh Maggeh: WTF, mate?
Camera: *zooms out to semi-naked green chick*
Chick: *removes thong*
Teh Maggeh: *pwned*
Teh Pron: Mine is an evil laugh!
Teh Maggeh: Watching Supernatural now. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
Supernatural: *also green, but somewhat less ass*

Final score: "Ass 3" one, Maggie nil.

Comments

[shimmers555.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha oh man. That's so wrong. lol

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

*blink*

I am laughing so hard right now. That's beyond wrong, yet so, so funny.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

WHERE THE HELL DID THE ASS COME FROM?!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Presumably from the video store...

[shellinacloud.livejournal.com]

i like that dp... you look like a saint or sth......

is that even you?

yes it is!

... right?

[godzemo.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's her =)

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. The powers of photoshop XP