bliumchik | This is the way the world ends

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, you can do that too.)

This is a good meme for me because I don't actually end up writing stories, but I usually know what would be in them if I did XP I'm an ideas kinda girl. I do write things, just slowly. I need to get my procrastination in check.

In other meme news, nobody replied to my INTRODUCE ME TO PEOPLE meme, so I'm going to do things a little differently.

Some People On My Flist Who Should Really Be On Each Others'

mayuki_miyazawa and

your_rocket, meet

woodburner and

everysingleway. And ALL of you ought to be reading

smutella.

active_apathy - if you haven't already, meet

cadhla.

And everybody else: who is on your friends list that I really ought to meet?

Moving on, Monday was the kind of day that makes me wonder if somebody's secretly filming my life and cackling madly about box-office money. In the afternoon I experienced a moment that could not have been more perfectly timed if it had actually been timed by an actual director, I swear. It went like this:

Shelly (in passing): HAY GUYS IL MEET YOU AT THE BATHROOM KAY BYE
Jenny and Myself: Myaddayaddah *chat chat* *walk walk* *are halfway to the traffic lights*
Jenny: Hey, Maggie?
Me: Yeah?
Jenny: Weren't we supposed to meet Shelly at the toilets?
*beat*
*beat*
*look of slowly dawning realisation*
Me: Hey, you know-
Shelly (descending wrathfully): OMFG YOU GUYS YOU FORGOT!!!!

There were literally three beats of both our faces going "uh-oh" before she hit.

I decided not to go to the library before guitar, and thus had not bought my customary on-the-way crab claws (mm, crab claws... like CRABSHACK only not so bloody pointy) and chips which would inevitably be stolen by Danny and Damo. Well, guess what? THEY BOUGHT ME CHIPS AND CRAB CLAWS. Seriously, they did! The one day I didn't bring them! I mean, they've been joking about doing it for ages, as they steal my chips, but I didn't expect it to actually happen, and with such awesome timing, too!

Also (And I'll be pissed if nobody does ANY of these)
1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using paint
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!