This is the way the world ends
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bliumchikIf you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, you can do that too.)
This is a good meme for me because I don't actually end up writing stories, but I usually know what would be in them if I did XP I'm an ideas kinda girl. I do write things, just slowly. I need to get my procrastination in check.
In other meme news, nobody replied to my INTRODUCE ME TO PEOPLE meme, so I'm going to do things a little differently.
Some People On My Flist Who Should Really Be On Each Others'
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mayuki_miyazawa and your_rocket, meet woodburner and everysingleway. And ALL of you ought to be reading smutella.
active_apathy - if you haven't already, meet cadhla.
And everybody else: who is on your friends list that I really ought to meet?
Moving on, Monday was the kind of day that makes me wonder if somebody's secretly filming my life and cackling madly about box-office money. In the afternoon I experienced a moment that could not have been more perfectly timed if it had actually been timed by an actual director, I swear. It went like this:
Shelly (in passing): HAY GUYS IL MEET YOU AT THE BATHROOM KAY BYE
Jenny and Myself: Myaddayaddah *chat chat* *walk walk* *are halfway to the traffic lights*
Jenny: Hey, Maggie?
Me: Yeah?
Jenny: Weren't we supposed to meet Shelly at the toilets?
*beat*
*beat*
*look of slowly dawning realisation*
Me: Hey, you know-
Shelly (descending wrathfully): OMFG YOU GUYS YOU FORGOT!!!!
There were literally three beats of both our faces going "uh-oh" before she hit.
I decided not to go to the library before guitar, and thus had not bought my customary on-the-way crab claws (mm, crab claws... like CRABSHACK only not so bloody pointy) and chips which would inevitably be stolen by Danny and Damo. Well, guess what? THEY BOUGHT ME CHIPS AND CRAB CLAWS. Seriously, they did! The one day I didn't bring them! I mean, they've been joking about doing it for ages, as they steal my chips, but I didn't expect it to actually happen, and with such awesome timing, too!
Also (And I'll be pissed if nobody does ANY of these)
1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using paint
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!
This is a good meme for me because I don't actually end up writing stories, but I usually know what would be in them if I did XP I'm an ideas kinda girl. I do write things, just slowly. I need to get my procrastination in check.
In other meme news, nobody replied to my INTRODUCE ME TO PEOPLE meme, so I'm going to do things a little differently.
Some People On My Flist Who Should Really Be On Each Others'
mayuki_miyazawa and your_rocket, meet woodburner and everysingleway. And ALL of you ought to be reading smutella.active_apathy - if you haven't already, meet cadhla. And everybody else: who is on your friends list that I really ought to meet?
Moving on, Monday was the kind of day that makes me wonder if somebody's secretly filming my life and cackling madly about box-office money. In the afternoon I experienced a moment that could not have been more perfectly timed if it had actually been timed by an actual director, I swear. It went like this:
Shelly (in passing): HAY GUYS IL MEET YOU AT THE BATHROOM KAY BYE
Jenny and Myself: Myaddayaddah *chat chat* *walk walk* *are halfway to the traffic lights*
Jenny: Hey, Maggie?
Me: Yeah?
Jenny: Weren't we supposed to meet Shelly at the toilets?
*beat*
*beat*
*look of slowly dawning realisation*
Me: Hey, you know-
Shelly (descending wrathfully): OMFG YOU GUYS YOU FORGOT!!!!
There were literally three beats of both our faces going "uh-oh" before she hit.
I decided not to go to the library before guitar, and thus had not bought my customary on-the-way crab claws (mm, crab claws... like CRABSHACK only not so bloody pointy) and chips which would inevitably be stolen by Danny and Damo. Well, guess what? THEY BOUGHT ME CHIPS AND CRAB CLAWS. Seriously, they did! The one day I didn't bring them! I mean, they've been joking about doing it for ages, as they steal my chips, but I didn't expect it to actually happen, and with such awesome timing, too!
Also (And I'll be pissed if nobody does ANY of these)
1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using paint
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!
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Date: 2006-02-22 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-22 01:47 am (UTC)You dirty, dirty, depraved, porn reading piece of filth! What a terrible stain you are! Are the shades of pemberly to be thus tainted?!?!
((... actually, don't mind me, smutella rocks my world...))
Hello hello hello hello to the lovelies who read SLASHY HARRY POTHEAD SMUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
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Date: 2006-02-22 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-22 01:59 am (UTC)MUWAHAHAHAHA HEY, LET'S DRESS UP LIKE BAD-ASS ZOMBIE PWNERS, WITH HUGE SWORDS, GUNS AND BLACK PVC CLOTHES AND BAD-ASS EXPRESSIONS LIKE THIS!!
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>:|
YEAH WE WOULD BE SOOO COOL IT WOULD HURRRRRRRT!
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You should read
He brings teh funneh. Constantly.
He is also le kickass writer, and his novel is coming out in a few months, and you must buy it :)
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Scribble me an interest!
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Date: 2006-02-22 12:59 pm (UTC)Omg, thas' me! I'm slow as shit at everything I do.
But as for the meme.
DYSPHORIA.
Because I like that word and am obsessed with it lately. Sandman would be a good fandom to do it in since we both know it but you know, whatever you want to do. xD
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Date: 2006-02-22 04:17 pm (UTC)---
I've seen him around, I'll check it out.
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Doing that right now!
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Date: 2006-02-22 04:19 pm (UTC)voila
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Date: 2006-02-22 09:32 pm (UTC)Maybe he oguht to do that thing Death does, where once a century she takes human form - once a century he could have a dream!
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