The Randomest Thing.

[bliumchik]

I was sitting at the bus stop after work, enjoying a roll and being off my feet, when suddenly a blonde woman with a really full trolley ran onto the road screaming "TAXI! TAXI!!". She was shortly followed by a kid in a red shirt. He was being pursued by a black-clad lady screaming "He stole my purse! He stole my purse!", who proceeded to chase him down the road, followed at a safe distance by a number of interesting bystanders and the Taxi Lady, who had been unsuccessful in flagging anything down and was now trying to get her loaded trolley back onto the sidewalk, nearly tipping it over in the process.

I helpfully informed the spectators that they should probably vacate the road before they got run over by a bus. The old woman sitting next to me on the bench broke into peals of hysterical laughter. Then my bus arrived.