Something Biblical (and funny teachers)
Dec. 7th, 2005 09:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikLink of the day: http://www.b3ta.com/questions/weirdteachers/
Oh, how I laughed. Seriously, man, zombie sheep and bunsen burner tubing belts aside, that webpage is the funniest thing EVER. Why do the Poms get all the fun?
I just remembered that I was going to write about Saturday, but never did.
Long (long, LONG) story short, a bunch of peopl (EVENTUALLY) arrived at Avi's. Whereupon we noticed a strange coincidence - almost ALL of us were wearing black tops and jeans. Hmnmm, says we, haha. Then we played some poker. Little did we know...
First, Liza tells us that she and her mum had the same dream about a car accident. Weird. Then, Alex tells us that Polina had a dream about Liza helping Laivi kill himself... and Liza replies that she and Laivi were actually just talking about the couple who'd done the same thing. (My dream was about finding a lunchbox full of five cent pieces at a library booksale - not nearly so dramatic, but Avi and I were trying to do tricks with a five cent coing while waiting [and waiting] for everyone to arrive...). Huh... odd.
Liza then tells a funny story about discovering cicadas and frogs outside her house, and comments that she feels like Pharoah, with all the plagues (cicadas=locusts?), especially since there was that big storm and that was Darkness, right?
Me: That's funny - you need Joseph to interpret your weird dreams!
Liza: Like Laivi!
Me: No, Laivi would be more like Jesus, what with his beard and everything.
Sasha (from the other side of the room, during a lul and not replying to us): Where's the booze, man?
Alex, Liza and I look at each other. OMG.
Alex: Hey, Sasha, come here!
Sasha: What?
Us: You have to interpret Liza's dream!
Me: Yeah, she had this dream... so there was this farmer and he had these seven cows, right...
In conclusion, after Alex got Jesus and Joseph mixed up a bit, we agreed that someting psychic was going on, and then promptly forgot about it.
Oh, how I laughed. Seriously, man, zombie sheep and bunsen burner tubing belts aside, that webpage is the funniest thing EVER. Why do the Poms get all the fun?
I just remembered that I was going to write about Saturday, but never did.
Long (long, LONG) story short, a bunch of peopl (EVENTUALLY) arrived at Avi's. Whereupon we noticed a strange coincidence - almost ALL of us were wearing black tops and jeans. Hmnmm, says we, haha. Then we played some poker. Little did we know...
First, Liza tells us that she and her mum had the same dream about a car accident. Weird. Then, Alex tells us that Polina had a dream about Liza helping Laivi kill himself... and Liza replies that she and Laivi were actually just talking about the couple who'd done the same thing. (My dream was about finding a lunchbox full of five cent pieces at a library booksale - not nearly so dramatic, but Avi and I were trying to do tricks with a five cent coing while waiting [and waiting] for everyone to arrive...). Huh... odd.
Liza then tells a funny story about discovering cicadas and frogs outside her house, and comments that she feels like Pharoah, with all the plagues (cicadas=locusts?), especially since there was that big storm and that was Darkness, right?
Me: That's funny - you need Joseph to interpret your weird dreams!
Liza: Like Laivi!
Me: No, Laivi would be more like Jesus, what with his beard and everything.
Sasha (from the other side of the room, during a lul and not replying to us): Where's the booze, man?
Alex, Liza and I look at each other. OMG.
Alex: Hey, Sasha, come here!
Sasha: What?
Us: You have to interpret Liza's dream!
Me: Yeah, she had this dream... so there was this farmer and he had these seven cows, right...
In conclusion, after Alex got Jesus and Joseph mixed up a bit, we agreed that someting psychic was going on, and then promptly forgot about it.
