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1. On the Central Station timetables: "All trains are currently running on their usual schedules. Check the platform timetables for timetable changes." I love how they felt the need to tell us that the trains are on time. It made me burst out laughing spontaneously in the middle of the road, and btw, they're ON TIME?! hell must be frozen over.

2. In the train: "At night, rave near the guards compartment naked with a blue light". Now I FINALLY know where that's from - it's "At night, travel near the guards compartment marked with a blue light" with a few letters scratched out.

3. Wollstonecraft station (what kind of suburb is Wollstonecraft anyway? WTF who made up these names?) misreading: "Do not cross the tracks, use the underpants." Of course it's underpass. But it's funny anyway.

Date: 2005-11-18 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
And now it's icon-sized. Whee!

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Date: 2005-11-18 01:33 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-11-18 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/
nah man the trains are really not that bad at all anymore. At least not on my line.

Date: 2005-11-18 01:42 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] maggiebloome.livejournal.com
Well i don't catch trains so often. But they must be terrible if we have to be told when they're NOT late :P

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