![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikIt is very. very. hot. I hate this weather. I didn't notice before because I started going out with Avi in autumn, but it is practically impossible to cuddle in this bloody HEAT. Skin on skin contact is sweaty DETH. Argh.
Avi came over after lunch, got himself my Firefly (the files were pronounced to be terrible quality, realplayer is well... sucky) and made me kick myself when he pointed out I could've just gotten the DVD rip off shareaza, which he also fiddled with. Whenever there's a boy over here, I get my technology fixed :P
Later Liza showed up for, uh, confidential reasons (hence the pirvate entry) and Avi was original by not including any reference to marriage proposals in the birthday video. Then we went to Noodle Boy. Lizka got all paranoid about Laivi showing up there (since it's basically the only place he gets his food, apparantly, and he thought she was at home studying) and stayed in the car. We got her a fortune cookie.
Then we all sat around in my park eating teriyaki chicken and rice (well, I did. Avi ate tofu and noodles. But Liza ate half my rice, since there was rather a lot of it.) and exchanging funny stories. Liza hadn't heard about the Penis conversation before (as soon as I said "seventy thousand" she went O_O LALALA NOT LISTENING!! but then she did). In exchange she told us the following story, which was so hilarious it has to be up here:
So Lizka was telling Sam a Mackers story, from when Sasha and Laivi and Stan and everyone worked there. Said story involved three drunk naked men walking into mackers while Liza was visiting (Stan, tell me if I've got something wrong). The fourteenyearold leb manager (whose vocabulary consisted of "muthafucker") was off smoking somewhere. Liza rushes in back and goes to Sasha, "OMG! There are THREE NAKED MEN heading right this way!", and Sasha goes "Meh. Stan and Laivi are up front, they can deal with it." So Liza goes back up front, where she discovers one drunkard trying to get head from the Ronald McDonald sitting in the front, as they do, and another jumping up and down in front of Stan at the cash register. Stan, staring pointedly at the ceiling, asked what they wanted. The guy asked for a cheeseburger. Laivi looks at him and goes "How are you going to pay for that?"
So the guy says, "I'm going to keep bouncing up and down till you give me a cheeseburger." They're all like, ARGH. Throw a cheeseburger at him right away. Guy sits down and eats the burger. Shortly the police turn up with clothes and handcuffs.
Anyway, Liza was in maths, telling this story to Sam, who was literally falling down on the floor laughing. Miss Vis, whose lesson is being disturbed, comes down to the back and demands to know just WHAT is so funny. Liza's like "...um... you don't want to know, Miss." but she says "No. Tell me." So liza starts telling the story. She stops just before the bit about Ronald McDonald and says "Miss, you really don't want to hear the rest."
The Vis is unperturbed, so Liza loudly continues with "So one of the guys starts trying to get head from Ronald McDonald, and the other one's jumping up and down..." and the entire maths class turns around in unison and stares at them. Miss Vis waves her hand at them and says "Get on with your work!" and proceeds to calmly listen to the rest of the story.
Avi and I both found this hilarious.
Just before Liza went home, a small, highly energetic dog ran into the middle of our hippy circle and proceeded to jump up and down trying to lick us at high speed until its owner showed up.
Avi came over after lunch, got himself my Firefly (the files were pronounced to be terrible quality, realplayer is well... sucky) and made me kick myself when he pointed out I could've just gotten the DVD rip off shareaza, which he also fiddled with. Whenever there's a boy over here, I get my technology fixed :P
Later Liza showed up for, uh, confidential reasons (hence the pirvate entry) and Avi was original by not including any reference to marriage proposals in the birthday video. Then we went to Noodle Boy. Lizka got all paranoid about Laivi showing up there (since it's basically the only place he gets his food, apparantly, and he thought she was at home studying) and stayed in the car. We got her a fortune cookie.
Then we all sat around in my park eating teriyaki chicken and rice (well, I did. Avi ate tofu and noodles. But Liza ate half my rice, since there was rather a lot of it.) and exchanging funny stories. Liza hadn't heard about the Penis conversation before (as soon as I said "seventy thousand" she went O_O LALALA NOT LISTENING!! but then she did). In exchange she told us the following story, which was so hilarious it has to be up here:
So Lizka was telling Sam a Mackers story, from when Sasha and Laivi and Stan and everyone worked there. Said story involved three drunk naked men walking into mackers while Liza was visiting (Stan, tell me if I've got something wrong). The fourteenyearold leb manager (whose vocabulary consisted of "muthafucker") was off smoking somewhere. Liza rushes in back and goes to Sasha, "OMG! There are THREE NAKED MEN heading right this way!", and Sasha goes "Meh. Stan and Laivi are up front, they can deal with it." So Liza goes back up front, where she discovers one drunkard trying to get head from the Ronald McDonald sitting in the front, as they do, and another jumping up and down in front of Stan at the cash register. Stan, staring pointedly at the ceiling, asked what they wanted. The guy asked for a cheeseburger. Laivi looks at him and goes "How are you going to pay for that?"
So the guy says, "I'm going to keep bouncing up and down till you give me a cheeseburger." They're all like, ARGH. Throw a cheeseburger at him right away. Guy sits down and eats the burger. Shortly the police turn up with clothes and handcuffs.
Anyway, Liza was in maths, telling this story to Sam, who was literally falling down on the floor laughing. Miss Vis, whose lesson is being disturbed, comes down to the back and demands to know just WHAT is so funny. Liza's like "...um... you don't want to know, Miss." but she says "No. Tell me." So liza starts telling the story. She stops just before the bit about Ronald McDonald and says "Miss, you really don't want to hear the rest."
The Vis is unperturbed, so Liza loudly continues with "So one of the guys starts trying to get head from Ronald McDonald, and the other one's jumping up and down..." and the entire maths class turns around in unison and stares at them. Miss Vis waves her hand at them and says "Get on with your work!" and proceeds to calmly listen to the rest of the story.
Avi and I both found this hilarious.
Just before Liza went home, a small, highly energetic dog ran into the middle of our hippy circle and proceeded to jump up and down trying to lick us at high speed until its owner showed up.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 03:09 am (UTC)Uhrm....what's with Lizka and Laivi? Tell meeeeeeee!!!!
no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 03:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 03:49 am (UTC)None of the conspiracies I ever suspect actually turn out to be exciting or earth shattering.
Why is life so boring? Bah. It's like a crappy B movie.
no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 03:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 04:08 am (UTC)Meh. Blame teenage apathy.
no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 04:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-05 02:37 pm (UTC)FUCK YOU
Date: 2005-11-06 04:27 pm (UTC)AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: FUCK YOU
Date: 2005-11-06 04:56 pm (UTC)Um? Kay, how about this... I'll screen those comments till after his birthday, okay? When is that?
no subject
Date: 2005-11-15 02:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-15 02:20 am (UTC)