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Now the angst is out of the way, we have the funny. As Avi and I were waiting for the 400 at what would later turn out to be the wrong bus stop 9the sign said "except 400" and somebody had graffittiid over the "except"), a drunk goth sat down next to us. "Sorry," she said. "I won't bother you. I just wnated to feel safe. Because, you know," she places a hand on my wrist and breathes rum into my face, "You two look like such nice people, and I just want to feel safe... I'm gonna go now..." Then she walked off. Well, staggered off.

I have to see Night Watch 2 when it comes out. In the preview, a guy in Jesus pose gets hit by a bus and the bus loses.

By the way, my dad just taught Timmy how to say "skull" in Russian. ...that kid is going to be so weird.

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

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