bliumchik | (no subject)

Google "[your name] needs" and post the most interesting results.

Maggie Needs an Alibi.
Maggie needs a home.
Maggie needs to be near Mom.
Maggie needs some training in these areas
Maggie needs another cheating fiance.
Maggie needs immediate help.
Maggie needs to find a different portion of the market.
Maggie needs to be in a more appropriate climate.
Maggie needs companionship of another elephant.
Maggie needs a good ass kicking.
Maggie needs to get out of her trailer more often.
Maggie needs to learn how to respond to, or not respond to, people, dogs and other stimuli.

Maggie needs to go to WAR.