bliumchik | Line-at-a-time Story, by Me and Somebody, Ages Ago

Once upon a time there lived a big green thing with large red lips and a head full of bugs that yelled "OH MAH GOD YOU LEH" before proceeding to eat pizza with a hole in the middle filled with puppies spitting. A fire broke out and immediately consumed all the library books. He read and read and read and the entire 1 million page book was really sutty, and the commission banned it. So it was obvious that a big furry muffin man carrying a gingerbread man was about to fall over, unti a frog landed on his head and he exploded. The weird body parts flew through the air and then melted into a bog. Then a crocodile wandered up, inducing huge terror and panic. The villagers of the tree city fled and all drowned while trying to cross the road with a chicken. This prompted an immediate shower of asteroids which smashed into the heads of gorgons who ran screaming from the big green things with teeth that apeared from nowhere. The people all died from viruses coming from the thing from nowhere and nothing happened ever agan.