Wave ze leetle flag of Penis!

[bliumchik]

My dad gave me a lift to Kingsford today, and I heard the RANDOMEST song in the car. The chorus basically goes "Your penis is very very small, your penis is very very small" and the verses contain such gems as "I'm going to cut off your penis and mash it up and make ice-blocks out of it, and feed them to all your friends who will eat it and like it because you suck and your penis is very very small". O_o

And to continue the topic, in maths Katie and Robin were having the following conversation:

Katie: So Steven reckons the world record for most dick sucked in a lifetime is like seven thousand.
Robin: One woman?
Katie: Yeah. And then we started trying to work out how many kilometres of dick that is...
Robin: *Gets out calculator* okay so assuming fifteen cms average...
Katie: Whoah ten and a half kays? That's like from my house to Kingsford!
Me: *disturbing mental images*
Katie: ...and Steven says there's about two tablespoons of, um, er... and I went and filled two spoons with water and emptied it into a measuring cylinder...
Robin: *calculates* Whoah, that's 840 litres!
Katie: I wonder how many bathtubs that is...
Robin: Well, I heard there's five litres to a bucket, so that's...
Substitute Maths Teacher (Hereafter known as Mustachio): *wanders over*
Katie: Sir, how many ...
Mustachio: *hand gestures* probably eight, and when we were renovating we found out that bathtubs go from 160l to 240l...
Robin: *calculates* OMG up to five and a quarter bathtubs!
Mustachio: Yes you might get a question like this in the School Certificate.
Us: Um...
Mustachio: Like with Cleopatra and bathing in milk.
Us: Uh, milk, yeah... that's what we were talking about...
Mustachio: And physics exams like to give you that kind of question, like how do you shoot a rabid monkey out of a tree.

Comments

[xs-amletx.livejournal.com]

OMG.

Thanks for that. Much needed exam procrastination amusement.

[icecolld.livejournal.com]

you spelt me name wrong!
its ROBYN yeah with the YYYY, cant ignore the Y, man

hahah yeah that was pretty funny :P if only he knew...

- robYn

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

OOPS :P

[dark-beloved.livejournal.com]

OMGLOLZZZZZ

That was precious.

[luhtarian.livejournal.com]

...*dies laughing* I love 'you might get a question like this in the School Certificate.'

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

'How to shoot a rabid monkey out of a tree'?!?!?
That's PRICELESS, Maggie, I love it!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I swear he said that! It was an actual HSC physics question!

[-wonder-land-.livejournal.com]

Wow, I randomly found your livejournal, AND I HEARD THAT PENIS SONG TOO. Hahah it was really funny.

FBI 94.5 right?

YEAH MAN FBI PRIDE. Best radio station

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Um yeah :P totally. You get such random shit off there.

[icecolld.livejournal.com]

WOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
YES YES YES!!!
my story is famous!!!!
and ACTUALLY, steven said it was SEVENTY thousand! (70 0000)

DAIM. thats a lot of dick.

haha peace out rabbit. AND you spelt MY name wrong TOOOOO.

its kaytee.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

LOL that's just pushing it :P