bliumchik | Dreams, The Beach, And Being Hit On By Pokemon

I keep dreaming about the beach. This time, instead of the family and a dune buggy, it was the Russian group and my dad, who was upset when Mic and Toly started dirty dancing. Then everyone wandered around aimlessly. Liza and Alex and I approached a large sunlit rocky area, and prepared to bask in the sun, before discovering that sun + rock = frying pan. This caused me and Liza to have flashbacks of a large ceramic turtle we played on as kids, which did the same thing*. Liza and Alex disappeared, and my dad showed me how to make three-toned blue tea, into which I poured vodka. Then I woke up.

At school Jenny and I continued our well-deserved reputation for weirdness by accidentally causing a conversation to careen off Candy Road into the Ditch Of Pokemon Smut, which is logically impossible since that ditch should be by Pokemon Road, which is like, over THERE. Anyway, the conversation began with a bus ad and went something like this:

Jenny: Are those flies in the red gloop?
Me: No, that's the green things in strawberries. It's a chupachup ad.
Jenny: Heh, chupachup. That sounds funny.
Me: Chuppeh!
Jenny: *mass giggles*
Me: Actually Chupachup sounds like a pokemon... heh, it would be lollipop shaped, and go "Chuppeh! Chuppeh!"
Jenny: Tooth-rotting attack!
Me: Wrapper wrap?
Jenny: Sugar!
Me: And probably poison sting, because everything has that.
Jenny: Not everything, just plant things. Everything has leer.
Me: Yeah, I always wondered about that.
Jenny: I know it's such a useless move.
Me: No, but "leer" is like, staring at someone's tits.
Jenny: Ew! I thought it was just kind of, evil stare?
Me: No, it's a sexual stare.
Jenny: I don't want to think about pokemon ogling people!
Me: Oh god, now I'm imagining pa plant thing being all "Hey baby!"
Jenny: Ewwww! Anyway, they don't talk, it would just like, say plant plant
Me: I want to plant your plant... O_o we need to kill this cnoversation now. I'll never look at pokemon the same way again!
Jenny: I'll never look at plants the same way again!
Me: Until next week.

*This is odd because that never happened, although there was a large ceramic octopus at Bronte Beach, but I don't think Liza was ever there...