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A quiz from

benevolentround. Pick characters before looking at questions. I suggest if you're gonna do the quiz you pick your characters and then come back to read my answers. No cheating!

My Characters (ALL from different places I might add):
1. Crowley (from Good Omens)
2. Willy Wonka (I'm thinking Recent!movie version, cos I just saw it - more on that in my real entry later))
3. Harry Potter (...y'all know this one, right?)
4. Susan Calvin (from Isaac Asimov's Robots books)
5. John Constantine (appears in various mediums going under the names of Constantine and/or Hellblazer)
6. (Neil Gaiman's) Morpheus (Sandman graphic novels)
7. (And just cuz it rhymes) Orpheus the Piper (from, you guessed it, The Pipes of Orpheus)
8. Alanna the Lioness (cough) (from Tamora Pierce's Tortall books)
9. Arthur Dent (Hitch-hikers Guide to the galaxy)
10. Jim DiGriz (Stainless Steel Rat)
11. Lestat De Lioncourt (from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles)
12. ~~Mike Resnick's Creepy Stalker Granny~~ Miroku (from Inuyasha)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? No. I've never met an Anne Rice fan who's also a Neil Gaiman fan.
Do you want to? I do now!

2. Do you think Four is hot? Asexual, guys.
How hot? So not very.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh gosh. Considering he's always asking random women to bear his child... HAHAHAHA! Sango would slap him. And knowing Tamora Pierce Alanna would probably have the babbeh and it would grow up into a great warrior-mage who promotes womens rights in farflung nations.

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Oh c'mon. I don't want to spoil Hitchhikers with fanfic. As if.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Actually... they're probably on a similar Crazzeh level...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Oh, oh gosh. Probably five/ten. Constantine (were he not straight as an arrow [although I've seen some pretty bendy arrows]) would so get on with Jim. He just wouldn't have any patience for Arthur, because he's a dimwit. An amusing one, but you can't see him in a slash pairing. Well, you can't see the other two either, but they could definitely be very good friends.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
O_o I think this quiz broke my brain, lemme look at that again... What would happen if Miroku walked in on Willy Wonka having sex with Orpheus the Piper? Oh good god. That pairing is just WEIRD, man. Miroku would just wink at them and lock the door on his way out, but OW that pairing breaks my brain.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Magical dimension hopping isn't as easy as it looks, but luckily Harry's got a friendly Stainless Steel Rat to stop him from getting killed in a galaxy quite unlike his own...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Not a chance in hell. (Heh.)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Broken Strings. (If anyone so much as thinks the letter G they will die for I do in fact mean the strings of a lyre)

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OMGWTF gas. And probably a robot.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oi, friends list! Yep, you over there, cowering in the corner from the thought of John Constantine with arthur Dent! Ever heard of a book called The Pipes of Orpheus? ...I thought not.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Actually I see the only Potterfans on my friendslist as being slash fans, but you never know.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Mic? Own up!

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Willy Wonka. Susan Calvin. John Constantine. It's the ~~pairing~~ threesome for crackfiends on LSD.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ow! These handcuffs are making me uncomfortable! Flashbacks! FLASHBACKS, dammit!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
*snort* probably exists. "I Will Survive" probably.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Crowely, Morpheus and Miroku? Good lord! Well I'm not sure how a/sexual the Sandman is, and Crowley *technically* is sexless unless he tries really hard (most fangirls like the idea of him trying really hard, I guess...) and Miroku, while appearing a ladies man, is actually quite loyal to Sango, so unless it was a total crackfic it'd probably only be PG-13 for swearing.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Oh, yes... I make all kinds of candy.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Well, does RP count? Because I read an RP scene with him yesterday...

21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Tsk, I haven't seen enough of the canon. But I'd hazard a guess for sand... (omg bad thoughts going through my mind now... mean, real sand would be decidedly uncomfortable to have anything to do with sex, but I guess the Sandman's sand is, er... speshul?)

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Well, the Vampire equivalent of shagging is drinking blood. So yes, quite definitely. (Lestat is such a whore :P)

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Err, Adult!Harry and Orpheus could work, I suppose... and they'd take turns.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
"Crowley and Arthur are in a happy relationship until Arthur suddenly runs off with Susan. Crowley, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lestat and a brief unhappy affair with Miroku, then follows the wise advice of Constantine and finds true love with Harry Potter."
...the scary thing is that the last bit is technically possible in

neutral_omens... not that they WOULD, mind. But they have a Crowley, a Constantine and a Harry Potter... who is conveniently amnesic... OMG. But I still maintain that nobody in the world would ever run off with Susan Calvin. Not even Arthur Dent. ...actually, in that case it'd be more a case nof Susan not being the kind of person to run off with Arthur than the other way round.

Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Err, frankly? Probably

thelii, what with all the slash, and quite possibly most of the aforementioned

neutral_omens people.

Name one person who should write it.

thelii. As long as she knows who each of them are...

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd wonder when the authors started doing various hallucinogens together. "Hey, Tamora, what d'ye reckon these funny looking mushrooms taste like?"

I'd like to say I'm proud that all the characters were from different fandoms, although it would have made more sense if they weren't, and looking back on it to replace Miroku with Mike Resnick's Creepy Stalker Granny (whom I decided against because absolutely nobody will recognise her) is FUCKING HILARIOUS because, because... OMFGiggle.

Also, I accidentally typed Liv's username as benevolentgoround. Like a merrygoround, only less hamsters!