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[bliumchik]

I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was at someones house, which was like a mansion/amusement park style thing. I couldn’t find anyone, although I knew Stan, Avi and Sasha were there. Sasha was asleep in a room, so I went off to find people. Stan showed up, and I asked him where everyone was, but he did the “I dunno” minus consonants shrug, and disappeared down a fire escape. Eventually I found a guide who looked like Emma Bacon and lived there. She took me down some stairs to a parky thing with a pool in which various animals (mother and really miniature baby) were. Then she got paged and went off to do something, leaving me with the tourists. I spotted a baby giraffe and went squeeeee. By dint of crouching down with my hand outstretched and making horse noises, I got it to come up and nose my face. Somebody said this was a sign of affection so I nosed back, only I really cheeked back because I didn’t have so much nose.

There was a baaaaaaby crocodile in the water, and I was going to pat it, but then I thought better of it. I walked out into a grassy strip with a path, and it had bird boxes. Then it was kind of like I was in KoL. I suddenly obtained a piece of paper with a table, which was a clue to the puzzle, which was finding the others, but someone had already filled it in, so I wrote something at the bottom and left it. At this point I experienced the need to go to the toilet. In the toilet I Looked Around. The game said “This toilet is very dirty. Would you like to clean the toilet?” But I did not, so I left.

At this point the gameness ended and I ran into Stan and Avi. But they didn’t know where the others were, since they were busy trying to find a balcony. Avi’s dad had asked them to take a photo of the view. Then I found Val, who was bodybuilding in some other room. He knew where the others were and agreed to take me there. We walked down some stairs, and my glasses were really pinching the bridge of my nose, so I took them off and everything was fuzzy. I kept almost tripping over random things which were in the way for some reason. Then I tripped over something and Val grabbed my collar as my feet left the ground, and I kind of swung around in circles. Then he glared at me and I explained that I could see the obstacles without my glasses, I just had a slower reaction time. At this point my mother woke me up to tell me that my retainers had been found in the cat dish and ask me how to do an SMS.

That last bit wasn’t part of the dream.