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[bliumchik]

Stolen from gaymerica, because - heh.

12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage Will Ruin Society

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.

10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

hahaha Henrietta and I both posted this a while back.. eh can't be bothered to find the link.

[http://users.livejournal.com/lily_lupin_/]

...The fuck?


o_O;;;

I'm scared. Do you seriously believe that? I don't.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

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OMGWTF THE PEOPLE HAVE LOST THE POWER OF SARCASM ARMAGGEDDON IS NIGH!

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Irony. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

[ketsuban.livejournal.com]

My god, you're an idiot.

[your-rocket.livejournal.com]

...maggaaahhhh......ehhhhhsflksdfise.

[mcnadz.livejournal.com]

... uh =|

mcs

[random-miha.livejournal.com]

well... i wont even bother to comment... this is an attempt of humour which isnt actually funny... half the points are false (there in lies the supposed humour) and the other half are just BS (there in lies the other part of the humour) the problem is that both parts of the humour are lying down and not dancing around and making noise, so hence it isnt funny :P

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

"i wont even bother to comment"

You failed.

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

You lose the Internet.

[torificus.livejournal.com]

Er. So, on average, what would you say the reading age of most of the more retarded of your commenters is?

Me, I think that's GOLD. And sharp and witty and cutting and all the things I need to STAB CONSERVATIVE MORONS IN THE EYE WITH.

[kamikashin.livejournal.com]

Me, I think that's GOLD. And sharp and witty and cutting and all the things I need to STAB CONSERVATIVE MORONS IN THE EYE WITH.

I'd metaquotes that if I were you :3

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Ooh, razor edge. I think I will metaquotes that :P

And don't be too hard on my flist. They're entitled to their opinions. ...which aren't always retarded, I swear :P

Actually I don't think the one I posted about on mts is on my flist. I don't even know who it is :P

And... I didn't really mean for half the mockers to wander down here and join the fray, either... O_o

[kamikashin.livejournal.com]

Hey, found you through MTS, and you seem to be pretty cool. Mind if I add you?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Yep. I mean nope. I mean, no I don't mind, yes you can add me. Grrr that phrase annoys me :P

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Saw your post on mock_the_stupid and just had to wander over to see the rest. Great list! :D

Angie

[pocketlama.livejournal.com]

Those who got here first have already said it... I just want your icon. Do you mind if I use it? I'll credit.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Well, I got lesslikeyou to make it since I can't do the moving ones, so credit whoever you like. ^_^

[timeisahelix.livejournal.com]

Another MTSer. Mind if I add you?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[luhtarian.livejournal.com]

Like several others, found you through mock_the_stupid and am adding you if you don't mind. :D

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Whee, ljrandoms :P

[curtainlady.livejournal.com]

Hah, that's comedy gold :D I'm definetely going to pull it out on retarded conservatives who have no clue. Though, we don't have many of those in this country, unfortunately. Or prehaps fortunately? On one hand, I don't get harrassed and pressed about my beliefs; on the other, I lose out on all the humour and fun that can be had with ignorant rednecks.

I'm adding you, by the way ^_^

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Where do you live? Sweden? :P

Although it is true the UK is more laid back in their conservativeness...hood...age?

[blunder-buss.livejournal.com]

Here from metaquotes. May I also yoink this list? :D

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

It's a MEME. That's what they're FOR.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

Holy fucking shit. I was wondering where all the interweb idiots had gone.

Seems they all decided to reply to your meme.

[december-clouds.livejournal.com]

I love this list. (I'm from the mock_the_stupid community if you're wondering where I came from.) I'm going to print it out and hang it up some place.