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Your Slanguage Profile

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Canadian Slang: 25%

Southern Slang: 25%

Victorian Slang: 25%

New England Slang: 0%

What Slanguage Do You Speak?

1. What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me?
2. Go to http://images.google.com/ and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

Regarding four, Stan still hath not answered the last of these :P

I have decided to lj-cut all stories of length more than three paragraphs, fro other peoples friendspage convenience. Hence:

Yesterday I finally met the legendary Anna. She's cool. Toly showed up at my work randomly and told me to go to Alex's after for Anna's homecoming/welcome thingy. When I got home all I really wanted was to sleep, but had to make do with a shower. I miraculously got off the 400 at the correct stop, and then stood on Alex's doorstep for about ten minutes before they heard my knocking through the dance music, which i could feel through my FEET.

The evening mainly consisted of watching Live8 in Alex's living room or watching Mic poledance with Alex's cupboard in the computer room. It was fucking hilarious. Specially since he knows a grand total of one move and cupboard wall =|= pole. So he soon moved on to Toly, and later Pavel. At one point Stan walked in, blinked for a moment, then turned around and walked back out again. Having made his point, he of course came back. He and I and Avi and Liza were pretty much The Spectators at this point :P Anna and Alex decided to join in by pretending to do that fishing line thing, and Laivi, well Laivi just kind of sat on a chair and let the action come to HIM :P. Actually, Stan and I did a deal of "I will if you will" but Avi point-blank refused, so what could I do?

Avi: Dancing is flaunting your body, and I don't do that.
Me: It's only flaunting your body if you do it right *wink*
Stan: Come on, ten bucks? Fifteen?
Avi: *Stubbornly refuses*
Me: Bah, spoilsport.
Liza: Two guys dirty dancing... need... camera...

During one of the music-off lights-on periods I randomly started playing the Chiburashka Birthday Song on Alex's keyboard - for once in the company of people who recognise it! This precipitated much reminiscence of obscure Russian songs on behalf of Toly and Mic and Pavel, looking up of said obscure songs on Google, and bewilderment on the part of Avi and Laivi, who don't speak Russian. That was fun. I'm so used to nobody knowing WTF I'm talking about when I mention Brilliantovaya Ruka or something that I forgot some people I know actually, you know, are Russian and actually know MORE obscure Russian things than me, and will therefore know what I'm talking about. And I got to see Polina after, like, half a year of Polka? What Polka? She and Mic gave me advice on my subject selection, namely "Don't do ancient history." Polina, lucky bitch, gets to do Society and Culture or some shit like that which my school doesn't offer. Grr. Then we all ate pizza while watching Live8.

Oh, and speaking of Live8, Madonna hugging that African once-in-a-thousand wonderchild? Who wasn't even given the microphone at any point? For the entire song? Like it was some kind of gesture of solidariteee with t3h starving children(tm)? Not cool, Madonna. Not cool. Neither was the song. Also, Sweet Dreams got butchered. It was butchered badly. By a blonde chick who looks like my geography teacher and has a voice like tomas the tank engines Fat Bastard Controller. Please die now.

I wore my new jeans with the random laces on the knees, so OF COURSE everyone had to try to undo them. Especially Stan, who apparantly decided he liked it and also did it to Alex's ACTUAL SHOELACES, which was mean since she had her obligatory I'm Around Anna injury (from what I hear those two are like matter and antimatter... hee, anna-timatter...) and couldn't tie her own laces.

Around ten we got kicked out of Alex's house by sleepy parents, and went to hang in the park. This was shortly after Sasha and val showed up, and Polina left. Val climbed a tree. Sasha made gay jokes. Pavel had chest pains (Two events unrelated). Liza and Avi disappeared to get food from the convenience store and were abducted by aliens. Mic and Toly went off somewhere for some reason (no comment :P). Everyone randomly disappeared, except me and Stan who were having a YoMom war until we realised that the park was suddenly empty. Thereupon we picked up our bags and the random shit everyone else had dropped and went to find people. At this point Avi and Liza came back with chips and V, which Stan immediately made a beeline for (hee that's a cool word), and we all set off to walk Anna home.

I pulled on my gloves of T3H WARMNESS and a bunch of people started singing that song from Shrek at random. No, the other one. At Anna's a twolitre bottle of water was obtained for Sasha, and several people were dropped off at a bus-stop. Avi's handy pocket PC informed me that my last 400 was leaving, er, about a minute ago? So I called my dad, who agreed to pick me up from Alex's. I completely forgot to give Avi back his book that he left in my dad's car. Me and Stan and Liza and Laivi waited outside Alex's for our respective rides. Liza got thrown coins at. For some reason. I forget why. It was arranged that I shall finish refilming Multi at Stans on Thursday, and my dad promptly showed up (OMG).

Something weird happened at work - this little old Asian grandfather in a blue basball cap wandered up to the counter. He proceeded to place a small lolly in a brown and gold wrapper on said counter.

Me: How may I help you?
Grandad: *mumbles something incoherent* (which may have been "Do you want?" or possibly "Do you have?" ...I'm not sure which would be worse)
Me: No. (on general principles)
Grandad: *Repeats mumble*
Me: Um, no. *Fixed smile*
Grandad: mumblemumble *takes lolly back and walks off*

It was quite odd...

Also, I just got into a comment-convo with a person/s with Multiple Personality Disorder. It was quite interesting. And informative.