CRAZEY LADY: THE FULL STORY

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I don't remember whether I've posted about Crazey Art Teacher before - but well, today in debating (we didn't actually do anything involving debating the class... because everybody buggered off to Mr Stanger's moonrock exhibition) I casually asked Zoya whether she was at school at the time, and it turns out she was IN THE CLASS for both the closet incident and another i hadn't actually heard of before, so here is THE FULL STORY which I couldn't resist posting in wtf_inc:

I heard this from my Debating coach, Zoya, who was in year seven at the time. Apparantly Ms W walked into a classroom full of year sevens and announced "Last night I had sex for the first time in ten years. And it was excellent." God, you should have heard Zoya's impersonation, I was crying with laughter. So was she, at the time - poor little Year Seven Zoya burst into a fit of giggls - alone, while the whole class was still in shock. So naturally the teacher zeroed in on her and said "What's so funny?" and poor little Y7Zoya, in the manner of twelveyearolds who always think they are both funny and quiet, muttered (loudly) "Was it with your cat?" There were a few seconds of silence during which Zoya's eyes grew wide as she suddenly realised what she had said, and the teacher said "No, actually. It wasn't - this time."

And the entire class burst out laughing and went home with disturbing mental images.

This woman was actually clinically insane, but they didn't want to fire her because it might look prejudiced, so they just put her on a years suspension. Somehow she got it into her head that when she came back she was going to be Head of Art. In fact, ms S was made head of art. You can see where this is heading, right?

So the announcement is made. Zoya (who seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time way too often) was visiting Ms S's class to talk about missed homework or something, when Ms W walkes in...

Ms W: YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Class: ._.
Ms S: Um... *discretely points at ickle year eights*
Ms W: [Lengthy rant about how Ms S tricked her out of the head of Art position, has been conspiring against her for five years and arranged to take the position from her just cos she hates her]
Class: O_O *edges back in seats*
Zoya: *still at the front* *cowers*
Ms S: *frantically trying to placate crazylady* Oh, no, I'm sure it's just because I have... management skills, you're the more artistic one, you have a... creative spirit!
Ms W: Don't you patronise me! I'll teach you to steal peoples jobs! *grabs short Ms S by the shoulders and pushes her into the art storage room and locks the door* Who's so great NOW, huh?
Class: |O_O|
Ms W: And you can STAY THERE! In fact I'm going to throw away the keys! *stalks towards the window*
Class: *terrified* {someone should stop her?} {are YOU volunteering?}
Ms W: Oh, fuck it. *Throws keys at wall and storms out*
Class: *Sits in stunned silence for about thirty seconds*
Ms S: *in muffled tones from behind the store-room door* Um, girls? ...could you please let me out?

Ms S is let out and tries to tell the class that Ms W has issues at home, it's alright and they don't have to tell anyone. Meanwhile Ms W is pacing outside the class room screaming at the top of her voice and breaking things. Ripping artwork off the walls and stuff and destroying HSC artworks

And do you know what she actually got fired for? The HSC artwork thing. Not for locking somebody in a CLOSET, oh no, (well maybe partly for that) for destroying the artwork, which apparantly she had done before. Although admittedly it being about a month before the due date would NOT be pleasant for the students it belonged to.

Craaazey.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. Omg. So that's true eh?

...so what was the teachers name??

ksenya

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Ms White apparantly.

[icecolld.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funniest
shit
EVER
oh man, how much do you just wanna grow up and lock somebody in a cupboard. =D

peace out - kaytee