Screwed over quiz NUMERO TRES!!!
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bliumchikFINISH THE SENTENCES...
1)My uncle once: completely and utterly failed to join the Russian army.
2)Never in my life: have I spontaneously morphed into a chameleon.
3)When I was five: I wrote sickly sweet stories about white fluffy kittens, all of which were called Mink.
4)High School was/is: not as high as it used to be.
5)I will never forget: to brush my teeth, I said to the dentist, with my fingers crossed behind my back.
6)I once met: a crazy person on a bus.
7)There's this girl I know who:se phases/time periods can be measured in Boyfriends rather than Years/Months.
8)Once, at a bar: I was refused a glass to put my orange juice in.
9)By noon I'm usually: awake.
10)Last night: I watched Rove Live, and what's so speshal about Noel Gallagher anyway?
11)If I only had: the time to listen to you whine.
12)Next time I go to church: will be a christian persons funeral.
13)Terry Schiavo: has a cool last name, but I keep mixing her up with Chappelle Corby.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: a Russian mirror.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the Periodic table.
17)You know I'm lying when: my eyes do this
1)My uncle once: completely and utterly failed to join the Russian army.
2)Never in my life: have I spontaneously morphed into a chameleon.
3)When I was five: I wrote sickly sweet stories about white fluffy kittens, all of which were called Mink.
4)High School was/is: not as high as it used to be.
5)I will never forget: to brush my teeth, I said to the dentist, with my fingers crossed behind my back.
6)I once met: a crazy person on a bus.
7)There's this girl I know who:se phases/time periods can be measured in Boyfriends rather than Years/Months.
8)Once, at a bar: I was refused a glass to put my orange juice in.
9)By noon I'm usually: awake.
10)Last night: I watched Rove Live, and what's so speshal about Noel Gallagher anyway?
11)If I only had: the time to listen to you whine.
12)Next time I go to church: will be a christian persons funeral.
13)Terry Schiavo: has a cool last name, but I keep mixing her up with Chappelle Corby.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: a Russian mirror.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the Periodic table.
17)You know I'm lying when: my eyes do this
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FINISH THE SENTENCES...
1)My uncle once: completely and utterly failed to join the Russian army.
2)Never in my life: have I spontaneously morphed into a chameleon.
3)When I was five: I wrote sickly sweet stories about white fluffy kittens, all of which were called Mink.
4)High School was/is: not as high as it used to be.
5)I will never forget: to brush my teeth, I said to the dentist, with my fingers crossed behind my back.
6)I once met: a crazy person on a bus.
7)There's this girl I know who:se phases/time periods can be measured in Boyfriends rather than Years/Months.
8)Once, at a bar: I was refused a glass to put my orange juice in.
9)By noon I'm usually: awake.
10)Last night: I watched Rove Live, and what's so speshal about Noel Gallagher anyway?
11)If I only had: the time to listen to you whine.
12)Next time I go to church: will be a christian persons funeral.
13)Terry Schiavo: has a cool last name, but I keep mixing her up with Chappelle Corby.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: a Russian mirror.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the Periodic table.
17)You know I'm lying when: my eyes do this <_< >_> <_< >_>
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: that chick who dressed up as that guy dressing up as that other chick. Except i'd dress up as myself, and FOOL THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
20)By this time next year: I'll be bludging my HSC instead of my SC.
21)A better name for me would be: Ashtaroth. *is serious* .. ... .... *giggles*
22)I have a hard time understanding: the point of Geography.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: ... ... ... go to class.
24)You know I like you if: I only burst out luaghing when you've actually said something funny.
25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the Moose. The Moose is with you.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are talking to this Irish farmer, and he has this cow, right...
27)Take my advice, never: ask a question to look smart, without reading the thing you're asking about. Just don't. You'll only make a fool of yourself.
28)My ideal breakfast is: Fried things! Lots and LOTS of FRIED THINGS... *eyes glaze over* eggs and potatos and toast andeggs and more eggs and pancakes and waffles and milk and... shaddup I know you don't fry milk.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: Wonderwall.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you send me pictures.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: can all be planted, but will probably not grow into a money tree. Then again, you never know.
32)Why won't anyone: listen to me?!
33)If you spend the night at my house: and come morning you're curled up in a ball on the couch, shivering and twitching madly.
34)I'd stop my wedding for: a tsunami.
35)The world could do without: morons. Sadly the morons don't think so.
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be lonely for all eternity.
37)My favorite blonde is: Darth Vader. Mooaha. Actually that explains quite a lot.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: knowing the speed of light.
39) If I do anything well, it's: recognising bad poetry. Unless it's mine :D
40) And by the way: I'm tryina say I'll be there, WAITING foooor...
41) The last time I was drunk, I: didn't do anything particularly exciting... right? Right? You'd tell me if I did, right? (LOL)
1)My uncle once: completely and utterly failed to join the Russian army.
2)Never in my life: have I spontaneously morphed into a chameleon.
3)When I was five: I wrote sickly sweet stories about white fluffy kittens, all of which were called Mink.
4)High School was/is: not as high as it used to be.
5)I will never forget: to brush my teeth, I said to the dentist, with my fingers crossed behind my back.
6)I once met: a crazy person on a bus.
7)There's this girl I know who:se phases/time periods can be measured in Boyfriends rather than Years/Months.
8)Once, at a bar: I was refused a glass to put my orange juice in.
9)By noon I'm usually: awake.
10)Last night: I watched Rove Live, and what's so speshal about Noel Gallagher anyway?
11)If I only had: the time to listen to you whine.
12)Next time I go to church: will be a christian persons funeral.
13)Terry Schiavo: has a cool last name, but I keep mixing her up with Chappelle Corby.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: a Russian mirror.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the Periodic table.
17)You know I'm lying when: my eyes do this <_< >_> <_< >_>
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: that chick who dressed up as that guy dressing up as that other chick. Except i'd dress up as myself, and FOOL THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
20)By this time next year: I'll be bludging my HSC instead of my SC.
21)A better name for me would be: Ashtaroth. *is serious* .. ... .... *giggles*
22)I have a hard time understanding: the point of Geography.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: ... ... ... go to class.
24)You know I like you if: I only burst out luaghing when you've actually said something funny.
25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the Moose. The Moose is with you.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are talking to this Irish farmer, and he has this cow, right...
27)Take my advice, never: ask a question to look smart, without reading the thing you're asking about. Just don't. You'll only make a fool of yourself.
28)My ideal breakfast is: Fried things! Lots and LOTS of FRIED THINGS... *eyes glaze over* eggs and potatos and toast andeggs and more eggs and pancakes and waffles and milk and... shaddup I know you don't fry milk.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: Wonderwall.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you send me pictures.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: can all be planted, but will probably not grow into a money tree. Then again, you never know.
32)Why won't anyone: listen to me?!
33)If you spend the night at my house: and come morning you're curled up in a ball on the couch, shivering and twitching madly.
34)I'd stop my wedding for: a tsunami.
35)The world could do without: morons. Sadly the morons don't think so.
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be lonely for all eternity.
37)My favorite blonde is: Darth Vader. Mooaha. Actually that explains quite a lot.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: knowing the speed of light.
39) If I do anything well, it's: recognising bad poetry. Unless it's mine :D
40) And by the way: I'm tryina say I'll be there, WAITING foooor...
41) The last time I was drunk, I: didn't do anything particularly exciting... right? Right? You'd tell me if I did, right? (LOL)
