bliumchik | Another Quiz Mangled For Your Convenience

So there was this quiz, right?

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Maggie
2. Margarita
3. Hey, you, step away from that weapon!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hair
2. My figure (which takes care of itself thankyouverymuch XD)
3. My ability to shoot lasers from my eyes

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Visual impairment. (Word.)
2. My nose.
3. My inexplicable habit of turning things I touch into basalt.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS OTHER PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT YOU:
1. Eyes
2. "look great in a black dress" (verbatim)
3. Elbow Nudge OF DOOM!

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Russian
2. Ukrainian/Polish
3. Spawn of Satan

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Embarrassing situations
3. Superheroes bent on destroying my evil empire.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Watch+glasses
2. Pen+notebook
3. Doomsday device

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Singlet top
2. Jeans
3. Straitjacket

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Sugarcult
2. Thrice
3. Medusa Wailing

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:
1. A Perfect Circle: Passive
2. Vanessa Carlton: White Houses
3. Feral Rabbits Go Hunting

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Fun
2. Honesty
3. Mafia Connections

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I'm not wearing pants!
2. My hair is t3h fluffeh!
3. Cthulu is the Master!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Cheekbones
2. Tall
3. Ten centimetre adamantium claws

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Guitar
3. Wreaking havock in third world countries

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Motivation
2. Vodka
3. Satan's Throne

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Actor/writer/director
2. Psychologist
3. Empress of the Void

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Ukraine/Russia
2. America
3. Khazjerbalukhostan

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Evan
2. Raiya
3. Wstfgl

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get published
2. Wallop the stupid people who stop people making the world a better place.
3. Take over Mongolia.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A DUDE:
1. Logic - I want straightforward answers. (At least, I'm like my dad in this as opposed to my mum)
2. I'm not particularly worried about my image
3. My space-ship is a penis extension.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I squeal at spiders
2. PMS. Nuff said.
3. I brought Cassanova back from the dead so I could lead him on and then pretend I didn't.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Ioan Gryffud
2. Jason Smith
3. That guy who played that other guy in that movie.

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Stan
2. Zoe
3. Sir Walter Raleigh.

Come to mamma baybee!