shit, has it really been two weeks?
Jun. 4th, 2009 12:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bliumchikmeme! because I feel guilty for writing the long post you guys are due when this essay is waiting for me. But rest assured, this weekend I am going to spam the fuck out of you.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Maggie
Could not decide between "A fair Irish lass, as heard in the title of every other Irish folk song" and "A total spaz that likes to have fun. Often likes to talk about vaginas." XD
2. Your age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
Alternately: An impossible number to score in one hand of cribbage.
3. One of your friends: Alex
To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.
4. What should you be doing? Hahahaha, writing my essay ;_;
an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.
(WIN)
5. Your favourite colour: Red
A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.
(lol can you tell urban dictionary gets a lot of contrbutions from guys? This is a bit of a paradox in my case since logically an attractive person would either have cleavage OR be of the opposite sex. Well, I guess sometimes hot guys do drag...?)
6. Your birthplace: Odessa
This.
7. Last person you talked to: Mum
a big ass bow thing made out of ribbons,
that you get for homecoming from your date.
8. Last thing you had to drink: Water
Where New Orleans used to be.
(SERIOUSLY. I love what the top definition is though.)
9. Your nickname: Captain Oblivious
isn't defined yet!!! This situation must be remedied immediately.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Maggie
Could not decide between "A fair Irish lass, as heard in the title of every other Irish folk song" and "A total spaz that likes to have fun. Often likes to talk about vaginas." XD
2. Your age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
Alternately: An impossible number to score in one hand of cribbage.
3. One of your friends: Alex
To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.
4. What should you be doing? Hahahaha, writing my essay ;_;
an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.
(WIN)
5. Your favourite colour: Red
A state of light to medium embarassment. Often experienced when caught staring openly at the impressive cleavage of an attractive member of the opposite sex.
(lol can you tell urban dictionary gets a lot of contrbutions from guys? This is a bit of a paradox in my case since logically an attractive person would either have cleavage OR be of the opposite sex. Well, I guess sometimes hot guys do drag...?)
6. Your birthplace: Odessa
This.
7. Last person you talked to: Mum
a big ass bow thing made out of ribbons,
that you get for homecoming from your date.
8. Last thing you had to drink: Water
Where New Orleans used to be.
(SERIOUSLY. I love what the top definition is though.)
9. Your nickname: Captain Oblivious
isn't defined yet!!! This situation must be remedied immediately.
