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[bliumchik]

I do not know why everyone always mentions Brad Pitt in the context of "lol sexy" when the man is HILARIOUS. Whenever he plays a total douchebag in a movie I am crying with laughter. In other words go see Burn After Reading because it is brilliant. I went with Liza a few nights back completely at random (it's sort of refreshing for the time between the suggestion and the movie to count less than an hour). She insisted on the largest popcorn size available - which turned out to be called Maxi. Now I don't know about you but I for one would neither think "maxi" should be bigger than "bucket" nor associate the word with anything other than feminine hygiene products, but enough of that...

No, okay, seriously. The Bucket size should actually contain enough popcorn to FILL A BUCKET, otherwise what is the point? The only thing that should be bigger than a Bucket of popcorn is a Metric Fuckton of popcorn (which we would totally have got.)

...(is this popcorn superabsorbent? Does it have wings? Is it advertised by a comical beaver muppet? SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.)

Anyway, after rolling in the aisles for a bit and feeling sorry for the Only Guys In This Movie Not Getting Laid Club (I for one was anticipating a little more solidarity on their parts, but you know. Rocks fall.) we went back to my place where my mother pressed tea and embarrassing childhood photographs on us and Liza plotted to glue things to the ceiling after being ambushed by the Blue Exercise Ball of Doom. It was nice to catch up, Liza and I have this weird sort of friendship where we just totally don't talk for months and then there is Surprise Bonding.

Now I'm trying to arrange concurrent study at UNSW so as to be able to take music as an elective. Trying is the operative word there, the website is sort of baffling. Eventually I found the page for Misc Enrollment but they appear to have accidentally all their links, so I am going to have to go in in person tomorrow.

The i'm in for a Weekend of Doom with Melissa's birthday party followed directly by horse riding at ten in the goddamn morning, after which I'm taking Cassie to see Waiter Painter, which is a play TROUTS put on that I totally meant to do crew for but forgot to reply to the email *looks sheepish*

Tally ho!

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[godzemo.livejournal.com]

I don't even need to see the movie now, I've gotten a good enough laugh from this post XD

[samson-of-5.livejournal.com]

and I got my daily amount of exercise by reading this post....ach, CRAMP! Should have stretched with a Richard Simmons book.
And Brad Pitt is sexy, er funny....wait. DAMMIT!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

Burn After Reading is so good. My favourite part was George Clooney's sex machine.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that was wonderful. Such a cheap laugh at the bobbing when he destroyed the thing.

[godzemo.livejournal.com]

You were in the Current Students section, btw, rather than future students. This (http://www.unsw.edu.au/futureStudents/nonAward/sad/fsnacrossinst.html) is the page you're looking for :)

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I know, I worked it out eventually :P doesn't matter, it turns out I have to apply to MY uni first. *grumble* student desk guy lies *grumble*