Shit That Is Whack

[bliumchik]

Excerpt from an email I just recieved from UTS Outdoor Activities Club RE a meeting:
Note that most lifts only go to floors with even numbers so unless you catch one of the "special lifts" you will need to take the stairs either up or down a level from the floor you arrive on.

I just. I sort of love this uni.

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woodburner, you will love this. (for a given value of "love" that involves typing O.o a lot.) Stan sent me a reddit link (as he does). The following conversation may serve as a teaser for the contents of said link:

Maggie: why is he ROLLING HIS EYES midblowjob?
Maggie: and why is the porridge not spilling?
Stan: is that really THE STRANGEST PART ABOUT THIS?! :p
Maggie: lemme work up to it :P
Maggie: wtf the bread?!
Maggie: AND THE FINGER CLICKING
Maggie: ooh, we have toast :p
Stan: toast playing saxaphone :p
Maggie: what the FUCK
Stan: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Maggie: WHAT
Maggie: WHAT IS THIS EVEN
Maggie: WHAT
Stan: nothing about this makes any sense at all :p
Maggie: I concur

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

If replaying that conversation is your idea of a good time, check out this bizarre and nsfw video. Because the universe is way more cracked than we thought.

Comments

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Maggie: why is he ROLLING HIS EYES midblowjob?
Maggie: and why is the porridge not spilling?

Ummm... 0_o

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

That about sums it up :P

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

W-why are there eye-rolling blowjobs and porridge (that is apparently not spilling) and toast playing saxophone all in one place? o_o

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

WHO KNOWS. JUST WATCH IT OMG.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.