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[bliumchik]

Hilarity of the first degree (warning, penis-shaped objects which are not dildos according to Texas state legislature).

Um, yeah, that was all. In other news, having Play Crack The Sky floating around my head all week, it has occurred to me that it would make the perfect inspiration for a Stargate Atlantis disaster!fic. Not one I'm going to write, of course, since I STILL haven't gotten my hands on the DVD. But. Yeah. That would be awesome. So I posted a request at a couple of request communities. *sigh* dammit fandom.

Comments

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

Ah, good ol' Texas, does put Bush into perspective somewhat doesn't it? To sustain a shop like that they must really be into sex-ed there, I guess the whole thing of promoting abstinence is a cover up? :P

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

lolz, kay, now I've watched the entire thing, ah US, what would we do without their idiocy, it really reminds us how bad it could be.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

...law enforcement purposes?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

WHO KNOWS.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're out of truncheons.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's such a disturbing image.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I could be more disturbing.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Please don't take that as a challenge.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Since you asked nicely. Also, since you probably like your mind intact.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

On the one hand, Cthulu. On the other hand, exciting new uses for rubber dongs. It's like scylla and charybdis.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Cthulhu would have to be labelled as a personal massager, I think.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Man, I guess sometimes the rabbit just isn't enough...?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's kind of like a hentai rabbit.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

That is disturbingly fitting.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Well, they probably would sell different sizes.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Okay, stop now.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Well, you were warned.

*stops*