bliumchik | Christmas Limericks: Version the Art Nookies

I once had some good friends from High
Who worried: "onoes, UAI!"
But the dread HSC
Was more or less (...less) angst-free
Or at least no-one managed to die.

Diana, engrossed in her Drarry
Found schoolbooks too heavy to carry
She spent all her time
A-squeeing online
And in Ms Schill's class did not tarry!

Our Nicky, olympist of bio
Had textbooks piled up to the sky-o
Shook Harrison's hand
And had to be fanned
Before being photographed for the Hi Ho.

Hey You! Otherwise known as Ruxi
Had, like me, a thin bony tushy
She had pillows galore
But still needed some more
(Or perhaps we should eat lots of sushi?)

Now Jeny X may appear sleazy
But she found her schoolwork quite easy
We all love her corny
Bizarre questions porny
Though it may make outsiders uneasy.

Miaow, said Min Da, for no reason
And gave cute trinkets for Christmas season
The length of her nails
Made for dangerous flail
But cutting them would be high treason!

Melissa, who left cos of awkward
Left our group summarily ignored
We don't mind so much
If she would keep in touch
An email or LJ's not that hard!

Yifan, our favourite doormouse
Frew anime stuff quite enormous
She's awesome at art
And incredibly smart
And here's where we start on the chorus!

Art Nookies, my friends, I salute you!
In Russia, computers reboot you!
Merry Christmas to all
And please give me a call
Sometime, or I shall post something like "boo hoo!"