dear god.

[bliumchik]

I had this sudden urge to write a Superman redux with Lex Luthor as Havelock Vetinari and Clark Kent as Carrot Ironfoundersson. (Raised by dwarfs/raised by farmers, secretly King/secretly Superman, amoral but clever dictators...) Except then I thought, hang on, Ankh Morpork isn't much like Metropolis - it's more like... Gotham. And then I thought: Bruce Wayne. Sam Vimes. And then my brain broke.

Then I started giggling hysterically in the middle of pilates class while twisted up like a pretzel with my legs in the air. This was somewhat discomfiting, but no doubt excellent for my abs.

Does anyone have an icon of that cracktastic scene where the Joker shouts "BUNNY" a lot? Because, uh.