bliumchik | (no subject)

For my eighteenth birthday, I want a backbone and some duct tape. Faiuling that: Meme!

1. How does the world see me?

Suede - Pantomime Horse. I am not!

2. Will I have a happy life?

Teenage Fanclub - Only With You. That's a bit arrogant of you, media player... I was actually going to switch to winamp as soon as I can be bothered downloading it!

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Tool - Terrible Lie. Wah, my friends think I'm fake?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Taking Back Sunday - Just Like Heaven. Oh yeah, people are after my tricks. They wanna run away with me. Whoop.

5. How can I make myself happy?

Nazareth - Hair of the Dog. Heh, I can't argue with that.

6. What should I do with my life?

The Postal Service - Recycled Air. ...I should... go into the aircon business? Or um, fly planes a lot.

7. Why is life so full of pain?

Taking Back Sunday - Your Own Disaster. Great, it's all my fault. Because I don't know what I've been missing.

8. How can I maximise my pleasure during sex?

The Weakerthans - Without Mythologies. Um. By going to bed with a tragic poet? ...really?

9. Will I ever have children?

Placebo - Spite and Malice. Apparently not, it would be too traumatic.

10. Will I die happy?

Guns N' Roses - Better. I choose to interpret the title and say I'll die better than happy, instead of the depressing lyrics.

11. What is some good advice for me?

Dispatch - Out Loud. If I see someone cute in a crowd, I ought to call their name out loud. Sure, right, check.

12. What is happiness?

The Used - Blue and Yellow. This question is too similar to previous ones.
"well you're never gonna find it
if you're looking for it"
I'll make a note.

13. What is my favourite fetish?

Brand New - Okay I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't. Hmm, lets see what I can find here... "keeping quiet is hard"... "Coordinate brain and mouth"... Oooh! "Oh, my tongue's the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart." Heh.

14. How will I be remembered?

Brand New - Failure By Design. OH GOD. TOO APPROPRIATE. IT'S ABOUT PROCRASTINATION. WHICH IS WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.