Meme; /MEEM/ n. a thing I got off active_apathy

[bliumchik]

1. Go here.
2. Generate some random words.
3. Write fake dictionary definitions for them.

agnect; /AN-YET/ v. a political move by a small nation to claim some part of a neighboring country by citing "common-law borders" by reason of local citizens language, religion or family ties. Pioneered by Belgium in the seventeenth century. [n. an agnection /AN-YEH-SHUN/]
havill; /HAH-V'L/ n. a synthetic toupe of no more than six and a half centimetres in diameter, parted in the left. [pl. havilles]
hiculd; /HICK-AWLD/ n. a bird of the family Sturnidae,related to the Myna or Starling.
ourold; /OOR-OOLD/ adj. a dark shade of green, bordering on cyan.
Biltint; /BILL-TINT/ n. a foozeball maneouvre involving a subtle use of the game corners, named after its inventor, Wallace Biltint. "To pull a Biltint."
lifus; /LIE-FUSS/ n. a disease spread by carnivorous termites, causing a swelling of the muscles in the lower abdominal area, accompanied by agonising pain and frequent bouts of unconsciousness. Currently incurable, all patients to date have died of ruptured organs or self-defense on the part of nurses when the patients began attempting to eat first the bedposts, and then the help. [adj. the swelling is termed a lifation /LIE-FAY-SHUN/]
suloore; /SUH-LOO-ER/ v. to mockingly salute an underling who appears to be seeking illegitimate power.
beire; /BEER/ v. to hug a stranger exuberantly under the impression that they are someone you know.

Comments

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

It just told me that "compost", "larry" and "doest" aren't words, fair enough the last one only works in Shakespeare, but srsly :P

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

larry isn't a word, it's a name. Nicole isn't technically a word either, although I suppose you could define it as "to deluge an opponent in sarcasm of such momentuous proportions that they crack under the pressure."

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Heheh, cute.

And fitting. :)

I think I'll beire various people tomorrow then. *ponders*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I don't thinkyou can beire someone on purpose. That rather defeats the point.

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

*sniffles*

Very well then.

And omg, you're actually online at this time! :D

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I love it so much, *steals it as her very own definition*