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[bliumchik]

By rights I ought to be writing my practice modern history essays and not reading about Bertrand Russell, but I'm once again afflicted with that crippling paralysis that accompanies any kind of deadline. I don't want to fail the HSC :(

I don't really want to move to Queensland either, but this house is honestly unliveable. If you got a psychic in here she'd recommend a speedy exorcism, or maybe just better feng shui, depending on your psychic. Of course no feng shui is going to neutralise my mother, and I pity the exorcist who has a go. We need to take her in to a mechanic and get her brakes tuned up, because she has a habit of pushing down so hard that they snap right off in times of crisis, by which I mean approximately biweekly.

In other news, the duck has faded until it looks like the result of a bizarrely sloppy sunscreen application, and feels sort of like a flat version of a bruise. I even went and bashed my arm against the bathroom sink to verify that, because the writer must accumulate and absorb every piece of experience in the hopes of throwing up something useful when staring desperately at a blank page and gibbering. Unfortunately in the case of Douglas MacArthur the relevant experiece is all in the stack of paper currently sitting next to me, all of which I should have read long ago, and which now is not yielding its secrets by means of being stared at in terror.

In conclusion, woe is me.

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, you can come along to an Aromameet.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

A what?

[drjon.livejournal.com]

An excuse for sitting around drinking coffee and yacking for hours.

Aromas Coffee Shop link (http://www.aromas.com.au/)

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Well I'm a tea person but yacking sounds fun. ^_^

[shortgeekfreak.livejournal.com]

I've been alternating between The West Wing and Supernatural all day, at least what your doing is nither gaining nor losing you any brain cells. I can feel mine dropping like flies at every fangirl squee (well, for teh Supernatural parts anyway)

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

I just love how thorough you are when it comes to your injuries, I'm honoured that you would go to such lengths to *purposefully* injure yourself for the purposes of describing another injury. However, how do you know that the bruise on your elbow is a standard bruise? You have to get some more to be able to say anything with any certainty, I'll bring a stick to school and help you out, how does that sound?*snickers*

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

Whenever you say 'snickers', I crave a Snickers bar. It's weird because nobody else can do that to me. (This sounds a little too suss for comfort...)

Perhaps Nestle should hire you to do radio ads for them. :D

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

that is very suss.

i'm a perfect ad for nestle, I have a block of kitkat chocolate sitting next to me, you know the really big new one? XD

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

Really big, new one, eh? *grins*

... God I'm seedy. I'm going to be purged, I swear.

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

*refrains from making further comments*

((come, I dear you to come up with something dirty for that))

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

dare! I meant dare! *facepalm*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

*badum-tsssh*

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

everyone's a comedian *rolls eyes*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the sentiment, but Duck and I are doing just fine :P

[cynicky.livejournal.com]

How can you be sure you truly appreciate the sentiment unless you let me hit you? Then you'd know how genuine I was being XD

[scrabbit.livejournal.com]

i love the way you write maggie, i keep telling u this
when are you gonna write and public a book, where all you do, is just write how you write in livejournal. its SO amusing!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

LOL I think my LJ style is more suitable to stand-up comedy than anything else.