rrrrr brains.

[bliumchik]

You know you live in a madhouse when a simple "Actually I think I might wear trousers to the formal, mum" results in your mother trying to euphemistically tell you about the Power of the Great Heterosexual Penis.

You know you belong in one when you find yourself having slashy thoughts about a 1963 Ray Bradbury science fiction novel with an evil carnival in it.

You know you're drunk when you post about these things on livej0urnal, although in my case I'm prettyu sure I'd do this sober.

I wanted to make a drunk voicepost but mel has no miiiicrophoooooone.

Dawn of the Dead. It's um. I really wish that blockbuster had had Shawn of the Dead so we could have had a marathon and not have to go to sleep with the depressing ending in mind.

Why axolotls? I have no idea. But google image search is for the win. Mel is marrying a gherkin...

That is all.

Comments

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Maggie!! You got Mel drunk?! *glares*

I am simultaneously jealous and worried, but strong social support structures never the less dictates that I remind you we have an english essay plan for BNW/BR due in on Monday morning. *sighs*

And yay for the Power of the Great Heterosexual Penis! *waves flag*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I didn't get her drunk she got me drunk :P

I'm sorry :( I tried to take up more of the bottle cos she's a lightweight but her friend got us bad smirnoff vodka :(

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Also it's crime monday remember now?

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Only the lesson. She didn't say that the assignments were to be switched around.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

It's logical though. People will be at that talk.

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily. You go to class and hand in the crime or BNW/BR essay plan to her. Either way, she collects it and marks it in her own time. Absolutely no reflection on what we'll be studying in class, and I don't see how people going to the talk affect it either.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. Meh fuck it. I have a drama essay to do.

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

The one that was due in last Friday? Indeed.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry my persuasive skills are for the lose :(

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

I question whether hitting someone on the head actually constitutes as 'persuasive skills', but thanks for trying I guess.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I guess she's better off getting drunk here than I don't know, in the street with randoms, if that makesyou feel better...?

[ambient-hermes.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that I'm the epitome of self-control and that I conduct myself with all the integrity of a Victorian maiden, even when inebriated...

Have no idea why you're so worried.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I don't know, some of those Victorian maidens were pretty slippery. Also, does this mean you wear garters?

[iconicmystery.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[iconicmystery.livejournal.com]

Maggie, you are a very strange drunk. Somehow you don't get unintelligible and woozy, you just get...more Maggie-like. :P Same advice as Mel - lots of water and white bread, and Berocca and coffee tomorrow. xxx

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Give that advice to Mel, be more handy :P

[iconicmystery.livejournal.com]

I did that too :P