The Last Bastion Of Absurdity

O.o wow, kinky Jesus... does that beat chocolate zombie chicken jesus or what?

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Hey there should be a community for bizarre and inappropriately sexy dreams...

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... but I hear rumours that this is young!Sirius.

What do you think?

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Looks very very photoshopped if you ask me

@Maggie: your dreams rock, heh, Harrison cosplayers

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Indeed it does, but that could just be the focus. I got the picture off this chick's lj, and she found it on a spanish website and thinks it was labelled as 'Sirius' but wasn't sure. *amused*

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wow, that's about as far removed from a credible source as you could get.

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Ahahaha, I know, but I thought Maggie might like the picture. :D

Hope Canberra was fun! *hugs you*

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heh, i've just told maggie of the joys of dissections, i'll save telling you until i get back to school, such fun fun times. Other than that we spent our whole week eating in a lab that we would get in extreme trouble if we were caught, learning the position of almost every organism on the tree of life, and playing poisonball. heh, it was fun, i'm starting to like Canberra, as wrong as that sounds.

How have your holidays been?

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Heheh, you sound like you enjoyed yourself, but what happened to science safety? *laughs*

Been slashing all night and napping in the daytime... what did you expect? :P

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It was great fun, the tutors gave us eggosaurous eggs on easter and basically spent the rest of the time proffering us with food. I swear we all put on like kilos 'cause the food was just sitting in front of us all day.

Science safety is easy, it basically consists of: don't drink the ethyl alcohol, don't stick you hand in the bunsen and was your hands after handling the gastrointestinal tracts of bugs

heh, i wish i could even find good slash,i guess the comes of reading "if you are prepared" really early on, my standards are too high.

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You guys were so spoilt! :P

And I hope no one had to be told to not stick their hands in the Bunsen. 0_o

Frankly, I'm inclined to say there's not enough decent Snape/Harry fics out there which explains your current dilemma, but my f-list is multi-shipped, so I might get lynched. *wibbles*

Anyway, 'If You Are Prepared' wasn't that great, in my opinion (and I've read other Snape/Harry as well), but I hope Mel doesn't lynch me now. *worried*

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You read Drarry, I fail to see how your opinion of "If you are prepared" could possibly be accurate *whithering stare*

anyway, there probably *isn't* enough good snarry out there

yeah, we were spoilt, but i mean did have to do a lot of work as well, comes of representing australia i guess *puffs out chest* ^-^

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Mmm.... is this when I'm supposed to deflate your ego? :P

Hahah, you deserved to be spoilt, love, and you know we're all very proud of you. *hugs you fiercely*

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Heh *squeezes back* I miss your full-body hugs, I demand that I get a hug from you as soon as I see you on Tuesday

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Awww... thanks, sweetie. I can't wait to see you again! ♥

Hahah, did you hear that, Maggie? Nicky likes my full-body hugs. *smirks*

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yeah we just had a conversation on msn about them ^^

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*sighs* Melissa now fully supports Simone's 'banning Diana from msn' plan, after finding out I stayed up till 4am on Thursday morning chatting to people.

I also had to slash after that, because who doesn't slash before bed? *laughs*

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Her mum probably didn't hug her enough as a child :p

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Ouch. That was mean, darling.

And apologies for spamming your inbox. Again. *facepalm*

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She knows I'm joking :P

My inbox, on the other hand, will never be the same again.

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that was mean *pokes out tongue* i could say something really mean, but i'm above such pettiness >:D

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Of course you are, dear.

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BAHAHAHAHA.

Looks more like an older Neville. On the other hand it was the seventies. And that type looks less dorky when they're moving XP

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Oooh it could be Regulus!

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*scratches head* regulus?

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Sirius' younger brother, who joined the Death Eaters but later changed his mind. We all know deciding to follow Voldemort is a lifetime occupation, so he was killed only a few days after deserting the DE.

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I think I vaguely remember that now, but not in any detail, what book was that found out in?

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In Order of the Phoenix, chapter six (The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black), when Harry finds the Black Family Tapestry and asks Sirius why his name has been burnt out.

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please tell me you had to look that information up *sweatdrop*

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