Interview meme from lemonplant nee thelii nee copyduck

[bliumchik]

01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions AND REPLY HERE!
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1. If you could be ruler of the universe for a day, what would you do and why?
I would issue a global order to stop being silly buggers from my mountain of fairyfloss.

2. What is your ROUTINE in the morning?
Wake up. Glargblaarg. Get yelled at by parental service. Blaaahargh. Stagger to bathroom. Waste time examining split ends. ShitshitI'mlate. Breakfast. Miss bus. Swear.

3. How did you get one of your scars?
It's a tale of woe. I was five, at kindy or preschool or something, and they were playing this game where you roll circular ceramic tiles down a hill and see who reaches the bottom first. Well, somebody's tile reached my head first, and had a chip in it. Blood all over. I'm not actually sure it scarred, because it's under my hair so there's no way to check.

4. If you could invent anything without limitations, what would you invent and why?
A machine that tells me exactly what I ought to do right now step by step, and prods me until I do it.

5. Describe a major experience from when you were seven years old.
I don't remember being seven, I think my personality was put together like a patchwork quilt.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

oh oh me!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

1. What small country would you like to take over as a benevolent dictator?
2. What method of suicide would be the most stylish?
3. What was the last epiphany you had?
4. Where would you hide buried treaure?
5. Hot beverage of choice?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fakeplastic/]

1. Some tiny bunch of Pacific island in the middle of nowhere, I think. Like the Bahamas. Somewhere sunny with palm trees and beaches.
2. I'm quite partial to the slitting wrists in the bath-tub, personally. No way would be stylish in real life, but in the movies, it always seems classiest.
3. A shorter way to do things on the computers at work, which will save me huge amounts of time! Haha.
4. On my aforementioned Pacific island. With a treasure map.
5. Earl Grey tea, with a dash of milk. Delicious.

[bethrealistic.livejournal.com]

Hi excuse me but I WOULD LIKE TO BE INTERVIEWED thankyou.

Hope you're having a phantasmogorical holiday! (I'm not sure if that's a real word or one I just invented. I apologise if it's the latter.)

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Wow you're uh... energetic today.

1. If you dyed your hair, what colour/s would you pick?
2. What are your thoughts on siblings?
3. If you could be the best in the world at any one thing, what would it be?
4. Who would you trust with your life?
5. What's your favourite deadly disease?

[bethrealistic.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT!
Ok maybe I am. Only because I tried to read the Doug Baby video transcript, and after every paragraph I fell asleep.
And I red the whole thing - so I've had A LOT of sleep today.

Haaaanyway.

1. If you dyed your hair, what colour/s would you pick?
Seriously? Deep brown for winter. Blonde is going out of fashion, dahlink. But if you mean a fun colour; probably like a mauveypinkpurpleblueishmagenta-type thing.

2. What are your thoughts on siblings?
I love my little sister. She is my favourite person in the WHOLE WORLD apart from myself. But siblings in general - often they cause each other a lot of grief. They seem to know a lot about you and often use that to their advantage.

3. If you could be the best in the world at any one thing, what would it be?
I would be the best at winning! Then I'd be the best at everything. =)
But if that's not counted, like genies and wishing for more wishes... then maybe at playing the stockmarket or something that'd give me a lot of moneys. Kaching.

4. Who would you trust with your life?
My sister.

5. What's your favourite deadly disease?
WHAT sort of an insane sadistic question is that?!
... but I would have to say Childbed Fever. Because after that they invented CLEANLINESS.

[bethrealistic.livejournal.com]

And by red I mean read. Ahem.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

LOL oh doug... I should do my modern history reading too *sigh*

[iconicmystery.livejournal.com]

Annnddd...interview me!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

1. Who's your favourite historical figure and why?
2. Where would you go for a holiday if you had no money limits/
3. How do you feel about duck?
4. What's your favourite weather pattern?
5. Kiera or Angelina?

[iconicmystery.livejournal.com]

1. Who's your favourite historical figure and why?
Anne Boleyn. She just strikes me as having been a really strong woman in an era when that was such a hard thing to do. She saw the only way she could get real power and seized it. I also think she's a really tragic figure, in that she only really wanted to be somebody and she paid for it with her life. I also think she definitely had a bit of an inner bitch, and that's cool. Or have I been reading too much Philippa Gregory?

2. Where would you go for a holiday if you had no money limits?
Around the world! But England would definitely be in there, and most of Europe. Some of South America and Africa. Singapore. But I'm not big on the Americas or tropical islands. :P

3. How do you feel about duck?
Duck? Well, duck is...I mean, duck is what makes the world go round. Duck is what I have for breakfast every morning. Duck is the way I feel before I go to sleep every night. Duck is just...duck!

4. What's your favourite weather pattern?
I love those really hot sultry days that turn into stormy, tumultuous nights. So romantic. Don't ask me why.

5. Keira or Angelina?
Angelina, all the way! (Sorry Mel!)