random thoughts

Spot the intertextual problem with naming your establishment "Hannibal's Restaurant."

When bored on public transport, thinking about cannibalism is less disturbing than thinking about porn.

Please stop recycling your tunes, Cobra Starship and MCR. I can't decide if this is self-reference or just laziness. It's not that I don't like these tunes, but it's sort of unsettling to expect one song and then realise you're actually listening to another.

Spring is not in the air. Spring is in fact in my left nostril.

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Fucking hell. I really hoped not to have to do this, but I'm going to have to delete my lj.

I've had this epiphany about how the internet is the root of all evil, and I've been trying to spend only as much tinme on it as I need to for my classes. However it's become clear to me that livejournal is my crack dealer. It lures me back time and time again with its siren song of everything will be okay if you just look at ONE MORE LOLCAT. Also, I'm seriously sick and tired of nobody ever commenting on any of my posts. It's ruining my mood every day when I desperately click on my livejournal bookmark only to find no change.So that's it, I'm done. Done done done done.

once electricity was my master
as the devil, the devil
but freedom comes and all shall be
perfect.

I urge you to embrace the techfree life and maybe move out to the country or something. Your life will get happier just like magic.

More randomosity

Red Tornado just won the JLA Hula Contest, Y/Y?

Yes, I'm writing this.


PS: c'mon guys, I leave the internet forevar EVERY YEAR. and EVERY YEAR somebody comments and gets really worried about me. Same thing for Rabbit Hole Day. Am I too convincing or just not absurd enough?

Still to come in the Apokolips Games, Batman Vs. Superman Showdown: Flower Arranging

I have absolutely nothing to say for myself. Except, well... they were totally asking for it.

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P: Yes, it's been an exciting day here on Apokolips as we conclude the Galactic Hula Championships (of doom).

As you can see we have a clear winner in Red Tornado, who's still going strong while his competition pant in bewilderment in the remains of the Stadium (Superman got a little... overexcited. He's out cold now.) It was a tough fight, wasn't it Judy?

J: Yes Punch it certainly was, although I get the feeling that the Amazon princess wasn't really trying her best! Look at her sunbathing over there, I think she might have diplomatically conceded to Red Tornado in order to conserve her strength for tomorrow's Sumo final (of doom) - that oblique stretch she's doing is a good sign that she's planning to use her signature "Stunners" move, which oughta knockerm dead!

P: Not everyone was so gracious though!

J: That's right, Both Team Arrow representatives went down fighting and can be seen collapsed in exhaustion, poor things - and Batman in particular has a strong competitive spirit!

P: He does, and it shows in the way he reflexively clenches his fist in his slumber - dreaming about vengeance, perhaps?

J: Ooh, look out Red Tornado!

P: Hang on... what's happening now?

J: Oh my god! This is an unprecedented occurrence at the Apokolips Games - Tornado is hulaing so fast that his primary hoops have created a vortex that is sucking Hawk Girl in feet first! Look at her clawing at the ground trying to save herself!

P: Vixen's gone white from shock! Somebody do something!

J: I think we're going to have to call in Darkseid on this one, Punch.

P: You're right Judy - nobody can hula THAT fast! I call shenanigans!