Aaah, dammit, I broke my streak on not having public-transport-related breakdowns. Seriously, Alexandria, what the hell? Oh no, but FIRST, I trecked up a massive hill in order to get to the bus stop in the first place - asking for directions twice because the first lot consisted of "just walk up that street" (and I mean UP, sheesh) and said street turned out to be a dead end full of clothing warehouses (what!?) - and then I discovered that I didn't have my mobile on me and couldn't tell my dad I was late. So I went to the payphone which was directly in the midday sun and thus 1) really hot and 2) really hard to read the screen of. And then it turned out my dad's phone was off. Then I turned around and saw my bus, and sprinted back down to the bus stop only to arrive JUST as it pulls out (completely ignoring me). Insert one mild breakdown. I catch the next bus.
"Do you go to Alexandria?" I say.
"Where in Alexandria?"
"Bourke street!"
"Yeah, sure."
Twenty minutes later, I've been watching the street signs for the word "Bourke" and I suddenly realise we're in Botany.
"Um, didn't you want to go to Alexandria?" Says the bus driver.
"Yeah." says I. "Uh, nevermind. I think this expedition was a failure, I'll just stay on this bus till Eastgardens and go home."
"...kay."
Which I did. So that was the first one of the year - setting a decent tone, I guess, almost three months in and nothing major. And I managed Parramatta for Diana's birthday in complete calm, so there!
Now I have to post on my CIE blog. Yes, one of my assignments is a blog. We're in small groups and we have to discuss this week's textbook chapters there. CIE, by the way, is the most boring subject in the history of the universe. It's full of old people trying to talk about the internet and coming off as slightly bewildered and desperate to keep up.
In the interests of science I will now reproduce some of my notes from a CIE lecture and tutorial. Please imagine the following spread out on the page and surrounded by little squiggles and arrowed-hearts and smiley faces and geometric patterns and pacman ghosts. And a rectangular cat. And swans. And fucking fibonacci!
( this is how bored I was )
"Do you go to Alexandria?" I say.
"Where in Alexandria?"
"Bourke street!"
"Yeah, sure."
Twenty minutes later, I've been watching the street signs for the word "Bourke" and I suddenly realise we're in Botany.
"Um, didn't you want to go to Alexandria?" Says the bus driver.
"Yeah." says I. "Uh, nevermind. I think this expedition was a failure, I'll just stay on this bus till Eastgardens and go home."
"...kay."
Which I did. So that was the first one of the year - setting a decent tone, I guess, almost three months in and nothing major. And I managed Parramatta for Diana's birthday in complete calm, so there!
Now I have to post on my CIE blog. Yes, one of my assignments is a blog. We're in small groups and we have to discuss this week's textbook chapters there. CIE, by the way, is the most boring subject in the history of the universe. It's full of old people trying to talk about the internet and coming off as slightly bewildered and desperate to keep up.
In the interests of science I will now reproduce some of my notes from a CIE lecture and tutorial. Please imagine the following spread out on the page and surrounded by little squiggles and arrowed-hearts and smiley faces and geometric patterns and pacman ghosts. And a rectangular cat. And swans. And fucking fibonacci!
( this is how bored I was )
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