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In 2007, maggiebloome resolves to...

Cut down to ten cool scarves a day.
Volunteer to spend time with bunnies.
Take chains_of_irony acting.
Overcome my secret fear of taunting emus.
Spend more time with my hats.
Apply for a new hornblower.

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